embarrassing erection moments?

[lilly1185]

I usually get erections when I'm dancing with a girl. I can't help it, dancing is HOT. I'm not at all embarrassed by this, but I may have been my first 2-3 times dancing. That was so long ago that I don't remember, though.

I've had some pretty random erections, though, but they aren't visible because I wear thick pants such as jeans which actually have a bulge already.

Aww, that's cute! Dance with me!!

Normally, an erection is an okay thing, but not always. There's a time and a place for everything; erections sometimes come along at the wrong time, in the wrong place. Besides, a nice hard, persistent erection that you can't do anything with is as painful as a toothache.

...I forgot about that bulging tissue with no relief part.
I guess if I could walk around with an erection MOST of the time it'd be cool- but the human anatomy is a wonky thing. Not enough people are educated on the randomness of stiffies sadly. So I think that's where that whole shame thing comes in.

[boobaa]

Yes, intimate dancing is kind of hot. But it might get to the point when dancing gets really uncomfortable. Mainly it depends on the positioning of your penis, is it pointed to the side, down or up. If it was hanging down and you get erected, it is pretty painful and discomforting, especially with tight pants, butit is hard to notice. If it is side, its bearable, but discomfort indeed, a bit painful. If it is up, then it is also ok, but if you have some strong belt, damn this thing is painful. And If you have loosened belt or no belt at all, it has happened that the tip of the penis actually sticks out from the pants, sigh... So you have to wear long shirt and hope no-one notices.

Although I haven't danced with someone for quite some time now.

[adam95]

shammi, are your friends tired of your penis stories that you keep bragging this nonsense to us?
you must be real insecure man. i feel sorry for you.

[doppelgaenger]

Aww, that's cute! Dance with me!!

I would, if you live nearby.

...I forgot about that bulging tissue with no relief part.
I guess if I could walk around with an erection MOST of the time it'd be cool- but the human anatomy is a wonky thing. Not enough people are educated on the randomness of stiffies sadly. So I think that's where that whole shame thing comes in.

If I had an erection all the time, there wouldn't be any blood in my head and I wouldn't be able to think clearly, lol.

[Rich]

If I had an erection all the time, there wouldn't be any blood in my head and I wouldn't be able to think clearly

I REALLY need to find an oppertunity to drop that line into a conversation lol

[lilly1185]

If I had an erection all the time, there wouldn't be any blood in my head and I wouldn't be able to think clearly, lol.

I would think your body would get accustomed to needing to maintain blood in there- though it might overwork your heart and lead to early demise-

I'm sure there is a way I can make this work...hold on.

[doppelgaenger]

Show me a few pictures of you. That'll keep me up for a while

[dewilliams2]

I've never had an embarrassing erection moment....I guess I just walk around with it and don't give a ****.

[lilly1185]

Show me a few pictures of you. That'll keep me up for a while

I've actually hacked off all of my hair so I am no longer the traditional view of feminine beauty.

[doppelgaenger]

Hey baby, bald is beautiful.

[hurt_confuzd]

So are thyroid problems.

[Lite]

Frankly if I get an erection I don't really care. As long as I'm not experiencing physical discomfort (aka I need to adjust things) I'm good with it.

Guys get erections at weird times. It happens. I'm not going to sit around worrying about my natural biological reactions.

[xxazurexx]

So are thyroid problems.

Awww poor you.

If I'd known of your condition, I wouldn't take the piss out of you as much

[Charisma]

*Not a man* but this reminds me of a jack-ass episode I watched. where Johnny Knoxville strapped on a fake giant penis under his clothes, and went to some place to speak to a guy, and was knocking down polystyrene(spelling?) coffee cups off a desk and stuff, it was hilarious!!! Basically because he was doing everything to make his *erection* obvious.

[shammi]

this is pretty funny guys, watch this: [url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SQIWRj501SA[/url]