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    problem with the toys is no matter how real they make them they would need to recreate that pulsing of the muscles that women have. When I have sex it isn't the penetration that felt good, it was the way she would react. I'll stick with my hand unless I get the real thing I guess. I am getting the real thing now actually, but I see her once a week..this won't do. Either I cheat or pleasure myself.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Only-virgins View Post
    problem with the toys is no matter how real they make them they would need to recreate that pulsing of the muscles that women have. When I have sex it isn't the penetration that felt good, it was the way she would react. I'll stick with my hand unless I get the real thing I guess. I am getting the real thing now actually, but I see her once a week..this won't do. Either I cheat or pleasure myself.

    I doubt that your hand pulsates either. I'm just saying that whatever method of masturbation you choose that you'll learn to work with it and really like it. If you don't want to spend a lot of money try 'The black orchid' masturbator. It is about $20.00 and easily found online or in stores. Trust me, it beats you hand, unless you've got super soft hands.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Only-virgins View Post
    I am getting the real thing now actually, but I see her once a week..this won't do. Either I cheat or pleasure myself.
    You poor thing. I get it almost everyday, usually multiple times. If we can't have sex (e.g. no condoms, on her period), then she will give me blow jobs

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    Quote Originally Posted by Spoonandfork View Post
    It's a handheld sex toy that is shaped like a flashlight. It's suppose to be the closest thing to having sex. Ask doppelg�nger, he'll tell you
    Who are you?

    And I don't think fleshlights are anything like having sex. Actually, if you get the right insert, a fleshlight feels better than a vagina, and no, I'm not kidding, and I'm pretty sure about that. I chase a lot of tail, but I still use my fleshlight every now and then. Why? It feels better and it's not a hassle. Amazing. It's definitely a step up from using your hand, because it gives you better stimulation and it is softer than your hands, so it makes your dick pretty sensitive. And I actually don't have a fleshlight - I bought one a long time ago and it really wasn't that great, so I ended up throwing it out. What I do have, though, is Sex in a can. It's made by the fleshlight company, and it's the same thing as a fleshlight, just in the shape of a large beer can... it's just a better size and slightly cheaper. I think it's%2
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    Quote Originally Posted by Spoonandfork View Post
    You poor thing. I get it almost everyday, usually multiple times. If we can't have sex (e.g. no condoms, on her period), then she will give me blow jobs
    she? i thought you got a whole army of them.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sonrisa View Post
    she? i thought you got a whole army of them.
    lmao, I've been with my girl for 11 months. If I was single then I would be hooking up with lots of girls

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    Quote Originally Posted by Spoonandfork View Post
    You poor thing. I get it almost everyday, usually multiple times. If we can't have sex (e.g. no condoms, on her period), then she will give me blow jobs
    Not fair . She has school and work. I only see her on the weekend. The time will come when I shall have it everyday one of these days I swear.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sonrisa View Post
    of course i don't mean you, but it does seem that people are refusing to make the effort of having intercourse.
    Why would you want to? When you've been with someone for years how can you possibly enjoy sex with that person? If I ever get married you can bet your ass I'll be looking at porn all night. Probably sneak off to see escorts during my lunch break. That is if I don't have a girlfriend or two on standby. Shit, in order for there to be fidelity in a long term relationship there must first be impotency.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gribble View Post
    Why would you want to? When you've been with someone for years how can you possibly enjoy sex with that person? If I ever get married you can bet your ass I'll be looking at porn all night. Probably sneak off to see escorts during my lunch break. That is if I don't have a girlfriend or two on standby. Shit, in order for there to be fidelity in a long term relationship there must first be impotency.
    unfortunately, that seems to be the blunt truth in many cases.
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    I think masturbation is awesome

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sonrisa View Post
    of course i don't mean you, but it does seem that people are refusing to make the effort of having intercourse.
    The effort was there but no woman and the only alternative was thinking about a woman and masturbate

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    Well then I guess I should stop masturbating if I want to see for the rest of my life ( joke).

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