I'm totally horney right now but my university doesn't allow porn on the network

[Lake]

I am living in the dorms and I am in shape but I'm completely inept with women any suggestions?

[Cyberpunk85]

Rub one out, man.

[iHEARTu]

Just masturbate? Imagine someone you like and ..yeah. Or get a photo? Ask mates if they have porn you can burn/copy? Etc?

[phys251]

Transfer schools.

[Applesauce]

here you go

[mary026]

Hi,

i am living in usa and i have 26 years, i recently broked up with my boyfriend and i find a real man for me. I mean real, because i am very selective. (see the pictures why) ok, guys i wait for your reply.
Mary elisa

[doppelgaenger]

Why doesn't your university allow porn? Sounds like high school or soemthing.

[phys251]

Why doesn't your university allow porn? Sounds like high school or soemthing.

Some colleges are super-strict on, like, everything. Some of them forbid PDA, won't allow their students to date, etc. It's pretty scary.

[smackie9]

Wow did everyone forget that they still make porn magazines? What is wrong with this generation!

[kopite]

Yeah go out and get a mag or DVD. Your right hand will be your saviour! Unless you are left handed.

[Jman39]

give urself the stranger...


sit on your right hand till it goes numb, then jerk urself off, feels like someone else is beating u off....

or can try this, u need a roomate...
both of u pull ur cocks out, and grab ur cock with one hand. have ur rm grab his own... then u grab the arm thats holding his dick, and he grabs the arm that ur holding ur dick with... move his arm up and down, and have him do the same with your arm... now u guys being jerked off, but with your own hands... its not gay if ur not touching eachothers knobs

[warriormaiden]

But, isn't just the showing of your joysticks to one another be filed in to the 'closet homo' folder? Just wondering.


Dude. Ever heard of cybering? Phone sex? Can be just like porn, PLUS you may meet someone who has like a MOTHERLOAD of pics.

Don't ask me how I know this.

[sweetkissesforu]

Wow did everyone forget that they still make porn magazines? What is wrong with this generation!

yah that might work lol

[megxox]

If you're really desperate, I'm sure there are women out there who are up for a one night stand (that is, if you're old enough to go out to bars/clubs). Besides that, yeah, magazines and DVDs. That's what they're made for.