Ode to the Ladies

[Gribble]

I know I'm not the nicest guy when it comes to love and relationships. I have a tendency to get bored quick and move on even quicker.

That said, I really do appreciate women. Every time I take a girl out, every single time, I am blown away.

I feel like Toad from American Grafitti.


No matter how much success I may have, no matter how much experience I accumulate, despite my fancy duds, my confident speech or my demeanor, deep down inside I'm still that awkward teenage nerd, and I still ask myself what in the hell is she doing with a guy like me.

I don't consider it a lack of confidence. After all, I did ask her out in the first place. It's awe. I am in absolute awe of women. Without you there'd be nothing worthwhile in this world but war and pillaging. So thank you for giving guys like me a reason not to don warpaint and beat our chests in futility. You really do make this life worth living.

[vashti]

You're adorable.

The end.