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[BandoMan]

Come on. We've probably all said some things meant to be really sweet before giving the first kiss, and they just end up sounding really dumb.

I was joking with my ex-girlfriend about something dumb. She said something along the lines of, "Quit messin' with me!" So I said, "You want me to be serious?" She stared back at me confused, and I kissed her. It was so cheesy!

Share you cheesy moves!

[Laguna]

Hmmm.... Give me time to go do something Cheezzzyyy, lol.

[Pulchritudinous]

I took her hand, gazed into her eyes...then to her lips...then into her eyes...then back to her lips.

"Uh...you've got some food or something hanging from your mustache."

She tried to reply, "Wha-" Kapow! Kiss landed. I am the man.

<Edit>: That should read. "Kapow! Kiss landed. I am the single man with a stinging face.

[Joe_Watson]

Did she really slap you? Lol.

[King Zarathu]

i LOVE ****in' with megan like that. cheesy:

i'm lookin at her, and she leans slowwwly for a kiss and RIGHT before she does it i say "wait lemme go to the bathroom" and then she ****ing tackles me to the ground and makes me kiss her lol.

or.. we're making out and the second she puts her tongue in my mouth i say "were you eating goldfish?!"

hah.. it's so great.

[Killerbabe]

i LOVE ****in' with megan like that. cheesy:

i'm lookin at her, and she leans slowwwly for a kiss and RIGHT before she does it i say "wait lemme go to the bathroom" and then she ****ing tackles me to the ground and makes me kiss her lol.

or.. we're making out and the second she puts her tongue in my mouth i say "were you eating goldfish?!"

hah.. it's so great.

Ahhh....the cherished bygone years of sweet youth and innocence. How good it is to be young and in love, when each and every kiss feels like a manifestation of feeling, when we first experience the effusion of caressing and osculation - a tingling (and promising - but not fully discovered) sensation of pleasure.

[BandoMan]

Beautiful words.