cause they live in water! hahahahah!
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26-01-11, 12:55 PM #1
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why are fishes never thirsty?
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26-01-11, 02:43 PM #2
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how many lawyers does it take to tile a kitchen?
depends on how thin you slice them.
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04-02-11, 01:20 AM #3
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a horse walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face?"
I got loaded last night on a bottle of gin
And I had a fight with my redneck girlfriend
But when I'm drinkin' I am nobody's friend
Please baby wait for me until they let me out again
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17-03-11, 05:05 PM #4
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the first one reminds me of jokes i used to laugh at when i was i children..
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24-03-11, 08:03 AM #5
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How do you make a clown sad?
You slaughter his whole family! HA!
Why am I the only one who thinks thats funny? :S
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01-04-11, 01:32 AM #6
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What's red and stands in the corner?
A NAUGHTY BUS! BAHHAHAHAHAHA!
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01-04-11, 01:33 AM #7
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And of course, you can spell slaughter without laughter. =P
Originally Posted by bloodtippedrose
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01-04-11, 03:20 AM #8
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An American, an Englishman and an Australian walk into a bar
Bartender says: "What is this, some kind of a joke?"Can someone please explain what is so great about constantly being reminded of that which you cannot have?
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01-04-11, 03:52 AM #9
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Lol, I learned that one from Drawn Together rather horrid show.. Originally Posted by Looq
A dog limps in to a saloon and says "Im lookin for the man who shot my pa.."
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21-04-11, 11:56 AM #10
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The reason why fishes are never thirsty is because they have to drink the water continuously for ever and ever.
A mouse orders an elephant to come out of the pool. Why asks the elephant. The mouse replies, I lost my underwear and I think you have it.
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Boy: What is meant by serial killer?
Girl: The man who adds poison in someone's cereal..
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26-07-11, 04:17 AM #12
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cause there always in the waterlol
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02-08-11, 06:37 PM #13
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ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
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26-08-11, 03:43 PM #14
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12-11-11, 01:42 PM #15
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lololol haha
