I love the Simpsons more then any other show. let's share some good quote. Homer has some real gems sometimes!

"My wife is not a doobie to be passed around! On our wedding day I promised to bogart her for life!"
"O.K. you can park my car, but remember, NO joy riding."
"Ooh, a graduate student huh? How come you guys can go to the moon but can't make my shoes smell good?"

hahaha!