Ever got cought Masturbaing?? post em here

[JasonRebel17]

Well i never got cought red handed beating my meat....... But my dad cought me watching porn and he was like .......... well at least u got a taste for female. lol my heart was beating like crazy lol its was still embrassing tho

[andrew91]

Nah, I never got caught becuase I have never done it, a man ruled by the whim of his horomones isnt a good person in my eyes

[JasonRebel17]

lies................ if u ask every1 in the world i bet u 9.5 out of 10 of them do Masturba

[andrew91]

Yes, I know, but If I am lying to my self it is becuase my my natural derrivation has ruled it wrong

[Fishy]

you can't stop it. If you don't work your prostate, your body does it for you in your sleep. I for one would rather have clean shorts in the morning

[King Zarathu]

i was never walked in on while i was chokin' the living shit out of the chicken. but i have been walked in on before watch porn. the result was NOT good. i was 9 years old and i went to something like [url]www.sex.com[/url] hahah how lame man but my mom walked in and my adrenaline went ZAAAAAM heart started beating FAST n shit. she found out (remember my parents are divorced) and she threw me on the bed and started slappin my face man lol she was all screamin' "did ur dad show you how to do that?!" dude it was ****ed up but anyways yaaaaa

[unMorph]

I've been walked in on several times, but it was never a really big deal to me. I do have an interesting, slightly off-topic, story to relate however. My girlfriend at the time and I were down in my room fooling around. She was giving me head at the time and all of a sudden my mom walks right in without knocking. Both me and my gf saw her, but pretended not to and just kept right on going. She left, closed the door and went back upstairs without saying a word about it to me. Scary, but damn exciting too.
Don't try this at home kids. Your mileage may vary. >_>

[Spanaway55]

ok well this is actually pretty funny, me and my girlfriend were in my room, and i was on the couch, and she was on the floor on her knees giving me head, and she was jerking me off, and the moment i came, my mom knocked on the door, i went all over her face by accident, and we jumped up, (i put a pillow over my dick) and when my gf got up, she fell on the ground, and when my mom walked in, she said..."oh im sorry! i scared you guys so bad u slobbered on yourself! haha!"

i just about shit myself lol

[richardrli]

Just last week, I was masturbating on my bed when my mum suddenly rushed into my room without warning. I didn't have time to pull my pants up and worse, I dropped some cum on the floor which I cleaned up with my shoe in full view of her. She just gave me one long stare and walked past.

[Fishy]

"Is that hair gel?"

[Fishy]

[karot]

Plenty of times ive nearly been caught, but that was when i was a few yrs younger and loved doing it every night. My sister always loved bursting into my room, when i was at my nanas, my nana just walks in at any time of the day/night without knocking and my mum back then just always walked in without knocking. Im sure many times when they walked in and just saw me pulling up the bed covers they got suspicious... but its not like they are gonna rip them off just to see what im doin under there :S