Originally Posted by
qwahchees
I`m sure getting those. Hm, but what kind? Just regular?
shit unless you have micropenis you could probably get even get magnum condoms! that might make her think you are bigger than you are?? or i guess it might backfire by getting her all excited and then disappoint her. they dont seem to be much bigger than normal condoms to me. slightly SLIGHTLY more comfortable. still feels like its trying to strangle your dick though. you should just be confident.
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