I lost it, but then I lost it

[ace]

I recently lost my virginity... HUZZAH, the chick said I was good and from the way she was moving, I must of been alright. The only problem was, I was drunk and couldn't keep it up and come. I can't seem to get her to want me anymore... what can I do?!?!?!

[IKnowEverything]

Like I've said - check out lane....- party of 2 - .....- NEXT!

Move on to something else. If she's honestly that hot, you'll just rape her like I do.


Best of luck

your friend,

Asshole

[ace]

Only a pussy would rape a chick man. Thanks for er, the advice.

[Steve2004]

i think he was PROBABLY joking.

[sfalexi]

This "Iknoweverything" character is pretty funny. I like his dry humor (which for some odd reason no one else seems to be getting? The guy is ALL sarcasm! It's hilarious!)

Seriously, people, he's OBVIOUSLY joking and people are going nuts.

[abercromqt20]

i totally get the humor...probably because sarcasm is my favorite type of humor. man, sarcastic guys can be so sexy!

[blue]

WHOS going nuts?

[IKnowEverything]

EH!? Don't dump on my parade!

I'm serious about everything.

[Steve2004]

This "Iknoweverything" character is pretty funny. I like his dry humor (which for some odd reason no one else seems to be getting? The guy is ALL sarcasm! It's hilarious!)

Seriously, people, he's OBVIOUSLY joking and people are going nuts.

....i actually think EVERYONE is getting his humor...except for the stupid ones.

[Clifton]

I get the humour. However, im not childish enough to find it funny, nor do i think use of the "N" word, is acceptable, wether its a joke or not is irrelevant, i think the stupid ones, are those of you who actually think that is humorous, it reminds me of some kid back when i was in gradeschool.

[ace]

There are somethings however, you should never joke about. That being one of them. People don't appreciate those kinds of jokes man, that's why people go "nuts." Not to mention the girl I was with had been raped before by four men. So, that's why I didn't see any humor in it.

No hard feelings though

[sfalexi]

There are somethings however, you should never joke about. That being one of them.

No matter WHAT subject you bring up, there is the possibility of someone being offended by it. Granted "rape" is a more touchy subject than most, but there are people that understand it's just a joke and don't care. You just were one of the ones who didn't appreciate it.

Try to remember, no matter what, it's just a joke.

Alexi

[zas]

that bloke has a cool sense of humour

[IKnowEverything]

You people don't understand...I wasn't joking.
My bro Doug took pictures while I did it. He's such a pal. That closet had some big holes.

[Steve2004]

I'm sure he did, and i'm sure it was awesome. But your aiming to piss everyone off, which is what it seems your doing, is a tad bit childish. It may be funny to some people, probably the ones that try to take on the same "i'm a smartass" trait. Which, i must admit, is very funny when the people that are acting like that can actually pull off that attitude. in your case, you're failing admirably.