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  1. 30-04-11, 06:50 AM #1
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    Things not to say during sex

    Just for fun. Make a list of things not to say during sex. Put a number before it and lets see how many we can get.

    1. Did I mention the video camera?
    2. Got any penicillin?
  2. 01-05-11, 12:47 AM #2
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    1. Guy to girl: Oh gross...your pussy stinks!
    2. Girl to guy: Disappointing "sigh" when you first see his pecker.
    3. Guy to girl: What's that white spot on your labia?
    4. Girl to guy: My first boyfriend's penis was sooo big it hurt. Yours doesn't hurt me, its small enough to fit in easily...
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    7. "One! Two! Three! Four! Five! Six! Seven! ..."
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  4. 01-05-11, 05:39 AM #4
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    Lol (I was gonna just say Lol but apparently thats too short an answer)
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    8. "Hi mom. Listen, I'm calling because we're going to be a bit late for dinner...".
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    9 Is it in yet?
    10 It looks just like a penis - only smaller
  7. 01-05-11, 11:59 PM #7
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    11. "I love you"...just don't say anything about love unless you really mean it. Say "love" and you are in for an additional two months of relationship which is fine so long as you really want that.
  8. 02-05-11, 12:02 AM #8
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    12. Girl to guy: I want to have a baby with you.

    A woman said that to me once and I lost my erection in about a half a millisecond. After that, condoms were not enough protection against her. I was down there with the spermicidal cream and every other sperm killer, preventer, etc. If I could have had the Orkin man helping out with birth control, I'd have hired him.
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    13. "One loaf of bread, one pound of carrots... Are we out of milk? Two quarts of milk...".
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    14. "You have B.O."

    Should of thought of that before you got that far. Once at that point, just shut up.
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    15. Woman to Man: "I'm a virgin"

    If he's got half a brain, he'll think twice about his next move. Unwrapping that package is like drop-kicking a hornets nest If she announces it like that, then she's sending a message...eww, emotional attachment.
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    16. "I wonder how Suzy's doing? Did she ever get back with her boyfriend?"
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    17. "Oh, it looks as if that strange rash finally went away again...just seems to recur ever since I had sex without a condom..."
  14. 03-05-11, 02:30 AM #14
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    Ohhh im cummming cindy
    i meant laura
    hahahahha
  15. 03-05-11, 04:23 PM #15
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    19. hmmm ... it looks so much more enjoyable in the video ...
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