42. That's it?
43. Are you in? Cause I don't feel a thing.
44. Did you shower last night?
45. That's the wrong hole.
46. My dick started thumping so I pushed it in as far as it could go
47. Guess you could call this a "sticky" situation.
48. (insert ex girlfriend name here)
49. It looks way different up close.
If I think of any more terrible puns I'll be sure to post them!
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11-05-11, 04:43 PM #31
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"I would rather be hated for what I am, then loved for what I am not."
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Lots of women like this kind of talk during sex. Lots.
Originally Posted by alexandraboo
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12-05-11, 10:30 AM #33
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50. Say my name, bitch!
51. That blister on your dick just burst.
52. So, I should suck gently on your nuts and not bite them, huh?
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I find these both good things to say/ask during sex. #50 speaks for itself. #52 means she's about to put my balls in her mouth and is probably kind of funny. Originally Posted by CAM
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(53) when either house sharing, dorm sharing, or at house party with really thin walls, you gotta shout "MORTAL COMBAT" then wait for one of your mates to yell "FINISH HER" before you proceed. after the deed yell "K.O" and wait for the applause...
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I guess you have to read [url=http://www.fmylife.com]FML: Your everyday life stories[/url] and go to the "Intimacy" section. Funny stories there.
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LOL, I've thought this. Never said it but definitely thought it. Originally Posted by Jolicoeur
Second thoughts can generally be amended with judicious action; injudicious actions can seldom be recovered with second thoughts.
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14-05-11, 11:32 AM #38
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54. You don't happen to have a paper bag around here someplace, do you...?
Second thoughts can generally be amended with judicious action; injudicious actions can seldom be recovered with second thoughts.
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55. I think I felt the condom break.
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