why can't I get normal knowledge?

[mammadon]

Open and expand your mind....be Buddha. Find a tree and have a sit....the truth comes to those who seek it.

I want it handed to me. It was handed to all others, so me also. Is there a reason as to why not?

Perchance, how am I being a troll?

[mammadon]

when you have eliminated the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth.

So expect serious engagement, if what I say does not register with you? Do all of you have ego problems? Is it the fact that somebody is acknowledging you that gets you going?

[MaidenMinx]

What makes you a troll is you are too thick to realise that you have been handed a treasure trove of wisdom in this thread.

Take your hands off your dick and you may have a spare hand with which to accept the knowledge offered.

*packs up the rest of the troll food and wanders away*

[mammadon]

you all have not told me, just dusted around the issue.

[MetalPhoenix]

OK...you want truths...here are some:

1. Regular naps prevent old age... especially if you take them while driving.

2. Having one child makes you a parent; having two makes you a referee.

3. Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and
the other is the husband!

4. They said we should all pay our tax with a smile. I tried- but they
wanted cash.

5. A child's greatest period of growth is the month after you've
purchased new school uniforms.

6. Don't feel bad. A lot of people have no talent.

7. Don't marry the person you want to live with, marry the one you
cannot live without... but whatever you do, you'll regret it later.

8. You can't buy love. . But you pay heavily for it.

9. True friends stab you in the front.

10. Forgiveness is giving up my right to hate you for hurting me.

11. Bad Ministers are elected by good citizens who do not vote.

12. Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired.

13. Every wife and husband always compromise. The husband admits he is wrong and the wife agrees with him.

14. Those who can't laugh at themselves leave the job to others.

15. Ladies first. Pretty ladies sooner.

16. Saving is the best thing. Especially when your parents have done it for you.

17. Wise men talk because they have something to say; fools talk
because they have to say something.

18. Real friends are the ones who survive transitions between address books.

[Nicholas_V]

19. "Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe." (Albert Einstein)

[mammadon]

Why do you call me stupid? What perchance wrong did I cause you?

[mammadon]

OK...you want truths...here are some:

1. Regular naps prevent old age... especially if you take them while driving.

2. Having one child makes you a parent; having two makes you a referee.

3. Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and
the other is the husband!

4. They said we should all pay our tax with a smile. I tried- but they
wanted cash.

5. A child's greatest period of growth is the month after you've
purchased new school uniforms.

6. Don't feel bad. A lot of people have no talent.

7. Don't marry the person you want to live with, marry the one you
cannot live without... but whatever you do, you'll regret it later.

8. You can't buy love. . But you pay heavily for it.

9. True friends stab you in the front.

10. Forgiveness is giving up my right to hate you for hurting me.

11. Bad Ministers are elected by good citizens who do not vote.

12. Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired.

13. Every wife and husband always compromise. The husband admits he is wrong and the wife agrees with him.

14. Those who can't laugh at themselves leave the job to others.

15. Ladies first. Pretty ladies sooner.

16. Saving is the best thing. Especially when your parents have done it for you.

17. Wise men talk because they have something to say; fools talk
because they have to say something.

18. Real friends are the ones who survive transitions between address books.

Empty platitudes, and nothing more.

[IndiReloaded]

4 pages... you're doing well, Mammadon.

[mammadon]

I don't care again, I think you're too apprehensive to give me what I want.

[mammadon]

and another reason I don't care is since you all are duped. You don't even understand how people live and get on in society.

Please answer this question, how does me getting what I want affect you? Hmm??

[IndiReloaded]

I don't care again, I think you're too apprehensive to give me what I want.

I've been downgraded from afraid to apprehensive. Awesome!

Anyway, I don't know anything worthwhile to give you, Mammadon. Nada, rien. All I know is I know nothing. BUT I am enjoying your thread.

[mammadon]

so why not simply tell me, so everybody can be content?

[IndiReloaded]

so why not simply tell me, so everybody can be content?

I don't know anything worthwhile to give you, Mammadon. Nada, rien. All I know is I know nothing.

See my last.

[mammadon]

I don't believe you.