Saving Up.

[Gratedwasabi]

So, I thought I'd give us guys a good subject to discuss. As a matter of fact.. one of my favorite subjects. Ejaculation.

One of my favorite things about being a guy is the male orgasm. It rocks. It's so cool. All you women and your silly quivering and spasms can do naught but stare in wonder at the explosive fountain of love that is the male orgasm.

Now, I pose this question to you men. Do you ever save up? Come on.. you know what I'm talking about. When you've got a date coming up or you have a pretty good idea you're going to be taking a run at some chick in the next few days, do you avoid masturbating just so you have an extra impressive load for her? Please tell me I'm not the only one. I want women to be impressed, and possibly blinded, by my love explosion. It makes me feel impressive... simply impressive. I actually will make sure to shoot in a condom if I'm on my second or third turn in a short period, as I know I just wouldn't have such a grand display.

To allow women into the conversation, what are your feelings on the matter? Are you impressed by ejaculation? I just can't see how you wouldn't be. You can be grossed out if you want.. but it's kind of silly; it's literally created to go inside of your bodies. It's not like the dude is pissing on you; it's literally meant to come in contact with you. Does it turn you on? Does it freak you out? Could you care less? Do you find a man more impressive if he has a big load? Let's face it, even if you're grossed out by it aren't you a little disappointed if he just kind of dribbles out.. it's practically an insult!

Let's discuss the best part about being a guy.. getting to shoot love nectar all over the damned place!

(On a slightly less silly note, I seriously do this and while it IS partially for that reason it's also mainly because the less I masturbate, within reason, the better quality of erection I get and the more times I can go WITH A QUALITY erection rapidly. I find my sweet spot to be masturbating every other day, although I can do sex every day with tip-top quality.. which I think is just because I get more excited and more helpful hormones and such from sex. What's your sweet spot? And come on guys, you know what I mean.. there are some days where you're like "Damn, little dude is looking goooood today." and others where he clearly just doesn't have his game face on.)

Also, as a note to women. **** pretending to orgasm, pretend to enjoy cum. Seriously. I have dumped several girls simply on the grounds that at some point they said something stupid like "some guys are weird and like to cum over tits or whatever.. just gross." Really? Really ladies? Rude. RUDE. Us guys are just trying to display how wonderfully excited and worked up you get us. It's a compliment.

[Sonrisa]

yep, welcome back

[Gratedwasabi]

yep, welcome back

Oh Son, I know you like yourself some ejaculation.

[Sonrisa]

Oh Son, I know you like yourself some ejaculation.

not nearly as much as you do

[vashti]

Clearly, I haven't given this topic as much thought as YOU have, wasabi. I never realized the quantity was such a big deal to men... it makes me sad for the guys who have retroglade ejaculations.

[Gratedwasabi]

Clearly, I haven't given this topic as much thought as YOU have, wasabi. I never realized the quantity was such a big deal to men... it makes me sad for the guys who have retroglade ejaculations.

Not just quantity.. but VIGOR. You can have a lot that just oozes out.. but that's sad, you see. You need a vibrant fountain of wonderous man-love to truly reach the pinnacle of man...ness.

And do you two think I will be offended about how much thought I've given to this? Clearly you both underestimate the amount of time men spend thinking about their penis and things to do with it.

[Sonrisa]

Not just quantity.. but VIGOR. You can have a lot that just oozes out.. but that's sad, you see. You need a vibrant fountain of wonderous man-love to truly reach the pinnacle of man...ness.

And do you two think I will be offended about how much thought I've given to this? Clearly you both underestimate the amount of time men spend thinking about their penis and things to do with it.

you're the first one to mention it though.

[doppelgaenger]

Another thing you should try is this: every time you're about to cum, force yourself to stop; pull completely out if you have to. If you can sustain not cumming for a while, and you are on the verge of cumming during that time, you'll get some very intense sensations, and eventually you'll give in and cum, and your spooge will come out at a force of 1000psi, in copious amounts.

[Gratedwasabi]

Another thing you should try is this: every time you're about to cum, force yourself to stop; pull completely out if you have to. If you can sustain not cumming for a while, and you are on the verge of cumming during that time, you'll get some very intense sensations, and eventually you'll give in and cum, and your spooge will come out at a force of 1000psi, in copious amounts.

Word. I always feel like guys that don't do this just don't know living. So, so much better this way.

[Boisdevie]

My GF and I don't need to use condoms. And I am such a powerful stud that when I come inside her it literally shoves her 5 inches up the bed.

[Gratedwasabi]

My GF and I don't need to use condoms. And I am such a powerful stud that when I come inside her it literally shoves her 5 inches up the bed.

High five!

[steviej]

Like most blokes, i thoroughly enjoy jacking off, but for the exact reasons mentioned above, since getting with my current partner about 8 months ago you could probably count on one hand the amount of times since then i've manually bust nut. This is unheard of for me, but as she has such a high sex drive i need to ensure every time i see her that i'm gonna be in the mood and want my cock harder than a gurkha on steriods.
I kinda miss porn! Lol
But, if i know she's coming over the next day i'd rather save up my cock vomit for her and have rough animal sex rather than be passive and half into it.
Plus, there is something very satisfying when hurling your jizz juice down her throat and she struggles to swallow it all and it runs down her chin

[HeartIsAching]

I do this also - in fact, doing it right now. Had to leave the wife for a few days, and I'm saving it all for her when I get home. Hands off!

[Charlie Boy II]

I do this! If I know I'm seeing my girlfriend the next day I abstain. The longer I've been since I've last come, the better lover I am because I'm so toey. If I've rubbed one out that morning, I don't get as revved up.

[ShellyZ]

To allow women into the conversation, what are your feelings on the matter? Are you impressed by ejaculation?

No. It's a normal bodily function, there's nothing special about it.

Does it turn you on?

No. It's the man's body that turns me on, not the stuff inside it.

Do you find a man more impressive if he has a big load?

No. As long as it goes into a condom or he cleans it up afterward, I don't care how much there is. I'd prefer not to see it.