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    Should read "I'd rather be with a woman..." typo, sorry

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    Quote Originally Posted by CAM View Post
    Anal sex...well, if you love it so much then why didn't you just give a ring to your favorite gay friend who likes to be a bottom? It is the same basic anus, ya know? It smells like shit, just like your fiance's, and your gay friend won't get cottage-cheese thighs....he probably takes better care of his glutes and legs that she does

    Anyway, I'd rather be a woman and all of her special woman parts, than to do something violent to her butt. I know that others won't agree, but that's just my way of thinking.
    Violent? If there's violence involved, that'd be horrible.

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    Quote Originally Posted by HeartIsAching View Post
    Violent? If there's violence involved, that'd be horrible.
    Tearing her rectal lining, which is what generally happens during anal sex, and possibly damaging her sphincter or puncturing her intestine (causing serious infection)....those aren't "violent" acts on the human body? Of course they are.

    Her vagina is built for sex and for giving birth, too. Use things what they were made for.

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    Enjoy the sex while you can. After she pops out a kid, there could be a long dry spell.
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    This is funny, enjoy it while you can, fras ....
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    Quote Originally Posted by CAM View Post
    Anal sex...well, if you love it so much then why didn't you just give a ring to your favorite gay friend who likes to be a bottom? It is the same basic anus, ya know? It smells like shit, just like your fiance's, and your gay friend won't get cottage-cheese thighs....he probably takes better care of his glutes and legs that she does

    Anyway, I'd rather be a woman and all of her special woman parts, than to do something violent to her butt. I know that others won't agree, but that's just my way of thinking.
    You think a gay man can't give you an awesome blowjob or handjob?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Frasbee View Post
    You think a gay man can't give you an awesome blowjob or handjob?
    It wouldn't be an option that enters my mind, so I couldn't really answer the question. The reason I don't consider it is because the best part of sex with a woman is that it is with a woman. I'm 100% hetero.

    The most important thing to me is not my orgasm, which I guess could be had in several ways. If one is only looking for any old orgasm, then by all means...go **** your best buddy, the 18 year old boy next door, the dog, whatever...particularly if you have divorced yourself from all notions of good and evil, right and wrong, moral and immoral, natural and unnatural.

    The most important thing is that I'm smelling and tasting and feeling all of her.

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    The most important thing is that I'm smelling and tasting and feeling all of her.
    So, "all of her" would include her anal area then.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Frasbee View Post
    You think a gay man can't give you an awesome blowjob or handjob?
    Are you offering? Kawink.

    I think in a couple weeks you need to take back the ring and go "Psyche! Just wanted more anal!" and then you can rinse and repeat. Sure, she'll be a bit peeved for a while but she'll forget eventually.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Wakeup View Post
    So, "all of her" would include her anal area then.
    All of her body intended for insertions...her anus is meant for excretions...and is built accordingly. I consider anal sex unnatural and immoral... I am allowed to hold an opinion based on a set of values. The Liberals haven't taken that freedom away (yet). Although, if I were in Holland, they'd probably have me arrested for holding a view that might offend...someone...anyone....

    Don't worry, when you get an anal fistula, your national health insurance will pay for it...out of everyone's pocket, regardless of what they believe about your choices.

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    Quote Originally Posted by CAM View Post
    The most important thing is that I'm smelling and tasting and feeling all of her.
    Of who?

    How many women have you burned through, and you're trying to rain on my parade with your moral values?

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    Anal fistula: [url]http://www.drpravingupta.com/yahoo_site_admin/assets/images/anal_fistula_multiple.171155929_std.jpg[/url]

    Rectal prolapse: [url]http://img.medscape.com/pi/emed/ckb/clinical_procedures/79926-79927-80982-1737402.jpg[/url]

    She liked anal sex way too much (pic of her when she was dying of anal cancer): [url]http://blstb.msn.com/i/4D/6B9C8FADC799C2226456D41A544EF.jpg[/url]


    ...yeah, anal sex...doesn't look too tempting now, does it?

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    Quote Originally Posted by CAM View Post
    All of her body intended for insertions...her anus is meant for excretions...and is built accordingly. I consider anal sex unnatural and immoral... I am allowed to hold an opinion based on a set of values. The Liberals haven't taken that freedom away (yet). Although, if I were in Holland, they'd probably have me arrested for holding a view that might offend...someone...anyone....

    Don't worry, when you get an anal fistula, your national health insurance will pay for it...out of everyone's pocket, regardless of what they believe about your choices.
    I think smokers will be using our socialized health care way more then those that indulge in the back door. Just a guess though... I'm thinking too that cervical cancer due to HPV and multiple partners is more prevalent than cancer of the anus.. I'd have to google that to be sure though. Granted more vaginal sex is going on that anal probing but still.. Is ANYTHING really safe these days?
    Last edited by Wakeup; 28-06-11 at 12:27 AM.
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    Quote Originally Posted by CAM View Post
    Anal fistula: [url]http://www.drpravingupta.com/yahoo_site_admin/assets/images/anal_fistula_multiple.171155929_std.jpg[/url]

    Rectal prolapse: [url]http://img.medscape.com/pi/emed/ckb/clinical_procedures/79926-79927-80982-1737402.jpg[/url]

    She liked anal sex way too much (pic of her when she was dying of anal cancer): [url]http://blstb.msn.com/i/4D/6B9C8FADC799C2226456D41A544EF.jpg[/url]


    ...yeah, anal sex...doesn't look too tempting now, does it?
    Did you know marijuana and alcohol are gateway drugs??

    Did you know that pre-marital sex can lead to AIDS?!

    Look what happened to New Orleans, God was trying to cleanse the world of that immoral city.

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    Quote Originally Posted by CAM View Post
    I consider anal sex unnatural and immoral... I am allowed to hold an opinion based on a set of values.
    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    oh my god, he's too much... i can't take it

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