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    My g/f is a sex fiend since I proposed.

    I'm now allowed to put it in her butt...without a condom!

    This is awesome, I should have proposed sooner!

    On the downside I've been working insane hours and have not been able to take advantage of it.

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    why would you have anal sex without a condom??

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    how did you do it?
    mo'Dajvo' pa'wIjDaq je narghpu' He'So'bogh SajlIj

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    Please wash your dick thouroughly before re-entering into the vagina. You won't be able to do anything with her for a while if you don't.

    It really is amazing that giving her a ring bought you a ticket into her ring...

    Kidz these dayzzzz.
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    Quote Originally Posted by wakeup View Post

    it really is amazing that giving her a ring bought you a ticket into her ring...

    Kidz these dayzzzz.
    lmfao!!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Frasbee View Post
    I'm now allowed to put it in her butt...without a condom!

    This is awesome, I should have proposed sooner!

    On the downside I've been working insane hours and have not been able to take advantage of it.
    I am more worried about your penis than her vagina. You are going to get a urinary tract infection. You are at higher risk than she is.
    Relax... I'll need some information first. Just the basic facts - can you show me where it hurts?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Wakeup View Post
    It really is amazing that giving her a ring bought you a ticket into her ring...
    Anus, anulus!

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    You can indulge in your weed, and binge drinking, and whatever else it is you like to partake in from time to time.

    Let me have mine.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Frasbee View Post
    I'm now allowed to put it in her butt...without a condom!

    This is awesome, I should have proposed sooner!

    On the downside I've been working insane hours and have not been able to take advantage of it.
    lol, your love of butt sex is what makes you you

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    the thought of anal sex just makes me cringe.
    Is it burnin'? Well, f-ck, now you're learnin'.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Frasbee View Post
    You can indulge in your weed, and binge drinking, and whatever else it is you like to partake in from time to time.

    Let me have mine.
    Who, me? I don't do drugs, and I don't binge drink.

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    Quote Originally Posted by doppelgaenger View Post
    Who, me? I don't do drugs, and I don't binge drink.
    You indulge in dead languages.

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    LOL, I hear ya...

    I made my oldest son cringe today when I told him I'd lost a couple of pounds due to being a newlywed.

    "Daaaaaaaaaaad! Ewwwwwwww! Oh well, at least B_____'s pretty."

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    LOL!!!! Parents should never TMI their children. My mum does it to me all the time, especially now that she has jumped the fence.

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    Anal sex...well, if you love it so much then why didn't you just give a ring to your favorite gay friend who likes to be a bottom? It is the same basic anus, ya know? It smells like shit, just like your fiance's, and your gay friend won't get cottage-cheese thighs....he probably takes better care of his glutes and legs that she does

    Anyway, I'd rather be a woman and all of her special woman parts, than to do something violent to her butt. I know that others won't agree, but that's just my way of thinking.

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