Hearts and roses and kisses galore...
What the hell is all that shit for?
People get mushy and start acting queer
It is definitely the most annoying day of the year
This day needs to get the hell over with and pass
Before I shove a dozen roses up Cupid's ass
I'll spend the day so drunk I can't speak
And wear all black for the rest of the week
Guys act all sweet, but it soon will fade
For all they are doing is trying to get laid
The arrow Cupid shot at me must not have hit
Because I think love is a crock of shit
So here's my story...what else can I say?
Love bites my ass...**** Valentines Day!
yea I know its late, but its still funny!No I didnt write this piece, someone sent it to me knowing the mood I was in, but its pretty darn close to how I felt...damnit.
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17-02-05, 06:32 PM #1
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F*ck Valentines Day....
everything happens for a reason...beginning to wonder why.
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He he that was funny
It takes a minute to have a crush on someone, an hour to like someone, a day to love someone - but it takes a lifetime to forget someone"
People change and forget to tell each other.
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Eh, I don't like the poems that rhyme every two lines. (I don't know the technical poetic terms)
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18-02-05, 02:03 AM #4
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you took the words right out of my mouth.. especially the part where people act queer. lol
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The rhyme scheme? That's what poems are all about, like AABBAABB or ABABAB.
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Yeah, I like the ABABAB better. GIVE US A ABABAB POEM!!!
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just read this squirt... ROFL... bet you feel differently now huh? lol
"Remember always, that you not only have the right to be an individual, you have an obligation to be one."
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" It's not who we are that holds us back, it's who we think we're not."
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"...to love and lose, is better than not to love at all..." .... Lord, whats his name....
" The world is big... I want to see all of it before it gets dark." -- John Muir
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13-04-05, 01:28 PM #8
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Its not bad. The writer is bitter as fawk though.
"Why are you an atheist?"
"because I paid attention in science class."
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14-04-05, 07:30 AM #9
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oh, I had a single Valentine... it was sooo boring
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16-07-05, 04:54 PM #10
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LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OMG this is hilarious!!!!!!!!!!
next time i get dumped ill be sure to read this, specially if it is around valentines day.
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I had remembered I wrote this last year and thought Id bring it back from the past, what a hoot!
This year Valentines was MUCH better!everything happens for a reason...beginning to wonder why.
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Originally Posted by squirrley
Hearts and roses and kisses galore...
What the hell is all that shit for?
People get mushy and start acting queer
It is definitely the most annoying day of the year
This day needs to get the hell over with and pass
Before I shove a dozen roses up Cupid's ass
I'll spend the day so drunk I can't speak
And wear all black for the rest of the week
Guys act all sweet, but it soon will fade
For all they are doing is trying to get laid
The arrow Cupid shot at me must not have hit
Because I think love is a crock of shit
So here's my story...what else can I say?
Love bites my ass...**** Valentines Day!
yea I know its late, but its still funny! No I didnt write this piece, someone sent it to me knowing the mood I was in, but its pretty darn close to how I felt...damnit.
I like it.
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16-02-06, 08:23 AM #13
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Oh, yah sure....one date and bye bye bitterness for OV. ha ha!! Originally Posted by Only-virgins
Squirrley:
I love that you put it in when you were a grumpy girl last year and now you're not!!
It is very funny.
I called it "Black Tuesday"
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I lol'd.
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That's crackin' me up. Originally Posted by clynn
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