How come love never found me? 97 never been in a relationship!

[maskedrider]

When I was 20 years I was looking for a girlfriend and for years I could not find it. People told me to love will happen one I stop looking and they said to me I look for love, I would never find it. They said let women come to me. At age 25 I stopped looking for a love and I started to enjoy my life and I stopped thinking about girls, but today it still has not happen and women have still not come to me. I am 95 years of age and I have been single for my whole life. An old man who has never been in a relationship. People said women will come to me when I am not looking and love to find me. Look at me I am 95 year old virgin, never been in love, never been married and never had any children.

[uri]

I think you are taking this forum way too seriously. I think this forum is way too emo for its own good.

But seriously, at this advanced age, there is not much you can do.

[Benni]

Previous troll -- same exact post question -- gah!

[bigshot82]

I do see a point here... we often hear love is like a butterfly; you can't catch it with a net but once you look away it will come sit on your shoulder. This approach could work if we lived forever. Unfortunately we only have a finite amount of time on this earth... and whether or not we spend it happily kinda matters... for a guy who has not found love for first 30 years... there is no reason to think he will in the next 30 years unless he makes a major change

[Love'sReject]

Ew, old people sex would be gross to me even if/when I become old. Plus, I'd still look at old women and say, "They're old." I'd still check out younger women (obviously aged above the pedophile threshold). Hell, I'd rather die a virgin than lose it with an old woman.

[sadie_genie]

Ew, old people sex would be gross to me even if/when I become old. Plus, I'd still look at old women and say, "They're old." I'd still check out younger women (obviously aged above the pedophile threshold). Hell, I'd rather die a virgin than lose it with an old woman.

Don't knock it till you try it.

[Love'sReject]

Haha, but the wrinkles, and the sag, plus Alzheimer's so as to forgot who is who and ugh, that's enough to picture there...

[sadie_genie]

Have you seen the notebook? Alzheimers can be so romantic.

[Love'sReject]

'Course I haven't: I've testicles, lol.

[MaidenMinx]

Many a fine tune can be played on an old fiddle.

You don't have to look at the mantle when stoking the fire.

[Love'sReject]

.....Wow, MaidenMinx...just wow. Lol.

[MaidenMinx]

heh heh heh.

[MaidenMinx]

And a joke Hubby just told me (the lines above are his essentially)

Q: Why do old men need Viagra?

A: Because old women are ugly. :p