I am in love but the person i lobe doesn't know me at all

[iamaninnocentma]

Good times lol

[surfhb]

What a lot of negative replies. I think its romantic, and maybe she will too, you never know. Give this celeb a call, it cant do any harm. Pretend you are selling something , like internet providings, or windows or some shit. The beauty of this tactic is, if she hangs up , you can keep calling everyday until she breaks and listens to your musings. No one ever calls the cops because of phone sales. If shes anything like most half celebs , she ll be shitting a brick wanting to say "do you know who i am". when she does, just say no, and act aloof(british). The secret of this tactic is , dont becaome a blubbering asshole just because shes talking to, you need to act cool for cats. At the end of the call, when she finally says she doesnt want to buy whatever shit you are selling, you then ask if she wants to go to mcdonalds and maybe some cocktails and smooth jazz.
remeber , fortune favours the brave my son. None of these noobs that have replied to you will ever pump a star. Prove them wrong, and if you do , dont forget to post me some pics. Good luck soldier.

Im convinced the human race is De-elvolving

[iamaninnocentma]

[QUOTE=surfhb;818988]Im convinced the human race is De-elvolving[/QUOTE

HIA wont approve of this sort of error when attempting sarcasm. Too many ls man.

[Boisdevie]

Im convinced the human race is De-elvolving

I'm convinced many people don't realise when posters are taking the piss.