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    The poem of all poems!

    I once had a cat,
    that went up my back,
    it scratched up my kneck.
    OUCH OUCH OUCH
    I once saw a cat,
    It also went up my back,
    Once again,
    It scratched my kneck
    OUCH OUCH OUCH!
    "Why are you an atheist?"
    "because I paid attention in science class."

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    Finally somebody made a non-sappy poem.

    Was about damn time.

    On top of that. I actually like it.

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    outrageous
    All that is necessary for the triumph of evil is that good men do nothing.
    Edmund Burke
    A true master paralyze's his opponent
    Leaving him vulnerable to an attack

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    Quote Originally Posted by Marvelous
    outrageous
    To the un-trained mind.
    "Why are you an atheist?"
    "because I paid attention in science class."

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    you should've gotten a dog instead.

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    ...this is just my perspective on the situation...

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    kneck isnt a word

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    Quote Originally Posted by BlackRose
    kneck isnt a word
    LOL . I just noticed that. Hmmm....I think I will leave it anyways.
    "Why are you an atheist?"
    "because I paid attention in science class."

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    wow. this poem is intense. i'm going to wendy's. see ya!

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    Quote Originally Posted by misombra
    wow. this poem is intense. i'm going to wendy's. see ya!
    Watch out for the cats!
    "Why are you an atheist?"
    "because I paid attention in science class."

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    Quote Originally Posted by BlackRose
    kneck isnt a word
    Ha. OV was trying to improve the poem w/some Olde English, I think. And he misspelled "Kat" too!

    Keep your dayjob OV.


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    Quote Originally Posted by indigosoul
    Ha. OV was trying to improve the poem w/some Olde English, I think. And he misspelled "Kat" too!

    Keep your dayjob OV.

    no lol, I am pretty sure I spelled cat right.
    "Why are you an atheist?"
    "because I paid attention in science class."

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    all i can say that is a very sad i am sorry but that poem has no peoitic meaning to me and i don't think it is good you best bet is to stop writing now
    why or why was i born into this world that is what i ask myself over and over again, for many of years i have wonder why no one under stands me then i meet you, you looked into my eyes and toke all my problem away with only one little kiss. why do i feel this way why do i feel so calm, then i know it was beause of you.

    I love you lauren
    may all our hopes and dreams come true

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    your avatar is out of control...

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    I think it is a beautiful poem. It's a startling commentary on human nature in response to feline adversity. Keep it up!

    Peace.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bohemiandonut
    I think it is a beautiful poem. It's a startling commentary on human nature in response to feline adversity. Keep it up!

    Peace.
    Finally someone who understands!
    "Why are you an atheist?"
    "because I paid attention in science class."

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