I heard about this girl who lives on one of the moons surrounding Mars. I've never met her. I've never spoken to her. But I just know that she's the perfect woman for me. I JUST KNOW. The voices in my head told me that she'd love me too and that she wasn't in reality a 24 stone truck driver from Wisconsin. But I can't meet her until I've saved the airfare and then I'll have to wait until they've built a rocketship capable of taking me there. But I JUST KNOW this will work. Or am I missing something?
I'm here to ask for your advice but don't forget that I'll ignore all advice that does not agree with what loopy scheme I'm already thinking about.
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23-05-12, 04:37 AM #1
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LDR advice needed please
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23-05-12, 05:09 AM #2
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hahah..Yeah i'd totally wait for the rocketship. That'll be cool!
-to be nobody but yourself in a world which is doing its best, night and day, to make you everybody else means to fight the hardest battle which any human being can fight; and never stop fighting.- e.e.cummings
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23-05-12, 05:28 AM #3
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Thank goodness for skype! You can spare yourself the degrading task of washing away one another's post-coital body fluids, and practice the art of REALLY safe sex. It's so much more hygienic this way.
Relax... I'll need some information first. Just the basic facts - can you show me where it hurts?
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23-05-12, 07:44 AM #4
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First learn the art of one handed typing, Bois. No need to do your kegals.
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25-05-12, 03:20 AM #5
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Since you "just know", then that means EVERYTHING!!!! Facts don't matter, because love conquers all. Go for it, bro! lol.
You wash afterwards? I just peel it off when it dries.You can spare yourself the degrading task of washing away one another's post-coital body fluids,I have a long time interest in psychology, specializing in relationship dynamics for 30 years.
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25-05-12, 09:10 AM #6
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I, Jason56, am a dumbass.
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