In Other News, KingZ Writes Post

[KingZ]

Dallas, TX- While many speculated that the infamous user "KingZ" had either
quit caring about LF or killed himself, KingZ's post count made a drastic
change from 844 to 845 earlier Saturday morning.

In another shocking criticism of the site's owner (loveadmin), KingZ asserts
that not only is loveadmin's IQ lower than that of the general population, he
is also at a psychological disadvantage in running the site because of a
failure to understand humor, sarcasm, and various other concepts most human
beings generally absorb by the age of 10.

When asked about the sudden appearance, KingZ had this to say: "I want to keep
them on their toes."

Moderating staff members of the site were immediately suspicious that KingZ is
conspiring to re-hack access to the site's database, as was done in early 2009.

Others, however, are skeptical. "I don't think it ever happened. I mean, he
basically runs a little bot that fakes registrations. It annoys me when people
talk to him in the private forum, because they're just talking to an invisible
friend that isn't really there", said Mish, a community moderator.

KingZ described Mish as a "pussy" and declined to comment further.

Stay tuned, more news at nine.

[IndiReloaded]

Why don't you give yourself visible access to BJ?

[KingZ]

BJ used to frequently reference me, and it was much more fun reading the posts while everyone thought I couldn't see what they said.

Now it's incredibly boring. You all just post in the "What I enjoyed, BJ Only! LLOLOLOLOLOO" thread, Frasbee talks about his woman, and various other things go on that nobody really cares about.

[vashti]

I like when frasbee talks about his woman.

[KingZ]

I think Annie said at one point, "Do NOT give Nick access here! I'd hate having to deal with the mockery [blah blah] if he were to ever read the things I write here!"

You can imagine my irl burst of laughter.

I like when frasbee talks about his woman.

I don't. He used to be a beast worth fearing, and now he's just a bitch.

[vashti]

Pot, meet kettle. lol

[KingZ]

It's true. She's got me by the balls.

[cheekxs]

haahhaahahhaahahaahah i agree about loveadmin, brainless

[iamaninnocentma]

testing 123 testing

[iamaninnocentma]

Oh thought i was banned again for this. ****ing ridiculous.

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Original Post:
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Attention seeker. Email the nutter, no-one on here gives a ****.
All the best,
Love Forum - Online Relationship Discussion

[iamaninnocentma]

You now cant say "no-one gives a ****". **** you LA ya cock sucker.

[iamaninnocentma]

Open post to Heartisaching. No one give a **** about your open letter to your wacko sister. As if she reads a ****ing forum to get messages from you. Like i said, you are a ****ing attention seeking homo. Go report that to the teacher arse bandit.

[iamaninnocentma]

Sorry for the obvious derail of the witty op that no one understands except a few nobles.

[KingZ]

I can hear innocentman saying it with a thick accent: "coa'ck sukrrre"

[vashti]

You guys are such brats. Do you think loveadmin will endlessly continue to hear my appeals on your behalf? You both should have been beat more often by your mamas.