100%successful Chinese kiss strategy

[qwerty]

will work depending on the girls character

[kiwichen]

i'm the chinese.why i don't know this ? strange!!!!!!

[Snibbles]

What was he talking about? Is this some sort of code? Cause i mean, im not about to risk my "end-of-the-date" kiss telling her some code-word ridden story!

[jggp]

Thats taking advantage of her.. hahaha.. if that is her first kiss.. you will get it.. hahaha..

[whaywardj]

What an utter waste of time this thread has been. Friggin' Romper Room.

[PandaCivic]

best way to kiss someone is to ask them if your lips look dry from up close...when they get closer to look, steal a kiss. either this is more lame than that chinese approach or you just made someone smile...

[Katini]

Oh my god.

that is the stupidest thing I've ever heard. Just don't be a baby and kiss the person. I suggest the upside-down spiderman kiss, if you're gonna be random. this is the lamest thing ever.

Anybody who would actually find that amusing is too young to be kissing.

[lilwing89]

when i read this and i got to the part about animals i stopped reading because i figured he was into kissing animals and all that gross stuff..

bleach!