100%successful Chinese kiss strategy

[King of King]

This is a Chinese Kissing strategy, I spromis 100% successful rate.
First let see a reasoning story: Once, there was a very cute Rabbit who's playing in the forest. he met an animal at the first time. this animal has four terrible and large legs and a long nose. Rabbit asked:"Excuse me could you tell me who you are?". The animal said:"Fine, if you want to know, first you have to let me kiss you". Then the rabbit allowed. he got to know:"Oh that's so the animal was elephant~~~." He continued walking ahead, and ages later, he met another strange animal, who has a long nose, and charp tooth. He also asked curiously:"Excuse me, could you tell me who you are?" The animal respond:"of course, but if u have to let me kiss you first." The rabbit allowed and said:"oh~I know that animal is Fox". He continued walking and playing. this time. It seemed miserable. He met an animal again, for this animal, he has 2 sly eyes, evil thought, and brutal nail. the Rabbit was very childish. He asked without caution:"Excuse me. Please tell me who you are". The animal thought for a while. and said same thing:"if you want to know who I am? first thing is let me kiss you". Unlockly Rabbit said yes. later. he got to know that animal was "Unaking"
(OK now for this animal you actually can say wrong name like "whof","sdlfj","effs". I guess your girl friend will probably ask you who's that? or what hell is that? Hi.Hi...nice chance. kiss her immidiately. and tell her sorry, if you want to know who it is. of coursr you have to let me kiss you first).

[Illusional]

hahaha you actually believe that this will work??

raverboy

[bohemiandonut]

(OK now for this animal you actually can say wrong name like "whof","sdlfj","effs". I guess your girl friend will probably ask you who's that? or what hell is that? Hi.Hi...nice chance. kiss her immidiately. and tell her sorry, if you want to know who it is. of coursr you have to let me kiss you first).

Gah... what?

"Hi.Hi...nice chance"

?????

[MaRTiaL RaGe]

umm....yea. lol

[Alicias]

what's that to deal with chinese??? i am curious

[Gaby]

what's that to deal with chinese??? i am curious

Best, dont ask!

[mhussain]

r u seriously telling me this works !!!!! coz i dont believe it!!!!

Hussain

[King of King]

pick up anyone. and try, it works definitly. they are curious too. so they also want to solve their problem, that's human nature.

[Only-virgins]

All that BS talking with that story to her to get a kiss?most of the time all you have to say is "kiss me".

[Illusional]

are the people that you're picking up under the age of 16??

raverboy

[King of King]

Hehe Kinda I am not reaver boy,

[Illusional]

reaver boy?? hrmm....

OV.. usually people don't say kiss me, they just do it. forget the talk, it just gets in the way.

raverboy

[King of King]

o~thanks

[igor]

Asking for a kiss is lame in most cases... Unless you're fairly young and don't want to pressure someone, or maybe if you just met someone. If someone said "kiss me" to me it would make me think that they wanted me really bad, so that might be ok. Otherwise, don't ask, just do.

[King of King]

how could I ask is best choice?
Kiss me? Kiss u? or let's kiss