All i want is a blowjob then i'll be happy.

[BoredGeorge]

Is it really that hard ?

Think about it. I dinner = $40.

1/2 hour with a hooker = $160.

For dating to be worth it, you must get the equivelant of one blowjob per 4 $40 dinners.

So if you give me a blowjob I WIKLL TAKE YOU OUT TO DINNER 4 TIMES !!!

How is that not, an awesome, deal !!!!!!

[MaidenMinx]

Does the blowjob have to go for the full 1/2 hour you'd expect from the hooker?

[vashti]

Does the blowjob have to go for the full 1/2 hour you'd expect from the hooker?

I doubt he'd last 1/2 an hour.

[dem862]

$160 for a half hour. That's crazy. Just find a woman who works two jobs and offer her $50 for 3 hours. You'll probably have to pay for a room and get her drunk, but it's still cheaper than your idea.

[asdfg789]

... 1/2 hour with a hooker = $160 ...

maybe you should try asking for 1/2 price since you have a small penis ?

[smackie9]

Well if you lived in Surrey you could go to 105A ave and King George Blvd, find a hooker behind the KFC, and only pay 10 bucks for one, then go pick up a bucket of chicken and happily go home. You would save yourself say $140. It's a win win.

[iamaninnocentma]

Well if you lived in Surrey you could go to 105A ave and King George Blvd, find a hooker behind the KFC, and only pay 10 bucks for one, then go pick up a bucket of chicken and happily go home. You would save yourself say $140. It's a win win.

You should really charge more than 10 bucks smackie.

[smackie9]

only husband gets them from me and they cost him nothing.

[marv1001]

get a girlfriend and you can get constant blowjobs plus you get to go down on her

[ttylox]

get a girlfriend and you can get constant blowjobs plus you get to go down on her

You must have an awesome girlfriend. Or one made of rubber. "Constant blowjobs" lol. Just thinking about that makes my lips feel chapped.

Also - if you really just want a BJ - start going to the gay clubs... they're probably much better at it and would enjoy the humor in your little math equation.