How can drunk sex possibly be enjoyable?

[Love'sReject]

..and for guys, aren't you afraid the girl might puke on you?

[ttylox]

Drunk sex is kind of like going to taco bell. It sounds like a good idea when you're all amped up after watching the commercials... but then it just ends up in a sloppy mess of taco sauce and the inability to cum.

[Love'sReject]

Hey-o! Fascinating. Damned good analogy!

[kageri]

I find drunk sex (not plastered beyond ability to stand but drunk) makes everything feel stronger and both people act more playful. I love getting slightly drunk and then having sex with my husband. In fact a bit of alcohol in me guarantees I'll be asking for it.

[iamaninnocentma]

Nothing more annoying than a drunk woman. I cant even be arsed to talk to them when they are drunk, nevermind pumping them. The only time a man should be drunk before sex, is if the woman is very ugly, and it just wont happen unless you are pissed.

[Love'sReject]

In your case, I bet the woman would have to get drunk beforehand.

[vashti]

Alcohol increases desire, but decreases quality of performance, especially for men. (yeah, I said it.)

[Love'sReject]

True. So drunk sex clearly is generally worth avoiding, yeah?

[m8check]

It's not worth your effort but for the sake of experience, you may want to try it once.

[bcgirl]

Tipsy sex is fun, plastered hammered sex is lame.

[tehwarlock]

Alcohol increases desire, but decreases quality of performance, especially for men. (yeah, I said it.)

Just one of the things I'd prefer I didn't have to learn the hard way.

[Illusional]

Drunk sex is kind of like going to taco bell. It sounds like a good idea when you're all amped up after watching the commercials... but then it just ends up in a sloppy mess of taco sauce and the inability to cum.

what kinda limp lazy dick action to you have?? can't cum....


raverboy

[Love'sReject]

Tipsy sex is fun, plastered hammered sex is lame.

Ah, that sounds a lot better.

[smackie9]

If you both are that shittered, you won't remember if you did or not. The only thing you really notice is your arm missing from chewing it off as to not disturb the coyote ugly bitch you probably nailed from the night before. Mornings can be a bitch.

***note, leave before you sober up.

[Love'sReject]

Movies kinda mislead the uninitiated to think drunk sex is the greatest of all; apparently, as pointed out here, it is far from glamorous, lol.