How can drunk sex possibly be enjoyable?

[Illusional]

If you both are that shittered, you won't remember if you did or not. The only thing you really notice is your arm missing from chewing it off as to not disturb the coyote ugly bitch you probably nailed from the night before. Mornings can be a bitch.

***note, leave before you sober up.

atleast get a round two before you sober up.


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[007ninja]

A few drinks always helps loosen things up. Way too many causes whisky dick and vomit. A magnum of baby duck has a very narrow window once she consumed it all. I can perform easily with many drinks though. I just don't think that cleaning up her puke is sexy.

[freethinker31]

Tipsy sex is fun, plastered hammered sex is lame.

Yes, I agree. Tipsy would be the perfect state in to have sex.

[bass12345]

DRUNK SEX= amazing oral from her,usually..just saying..and for the fear of her puking on you,just get her from behind

[phantom694u]

A couple of drinks to get the juices flowing (as stated above). It's not enjoyable if both parties are too drunk to know what they are doing. Don't know how wet a girl can be when she is wasted. As for guys, we are likely to fall asleep while eating her pussy. That's embarrasing.

[vashti]

As for guys, we are likely to fall asleep while eating her pussy. That's embarrasing.

And also annoying.

[AnnonymousMan]

In fact a bit of alcohol in me guarantees I'll be asking for it.

I knew a chick like that. But unfortunately for her, when I am drunk or tipsy I just want to party and sex is the farthest thing on my mind.

[bcgirl]

Movies kinda mislead the uninitiated to think drunk sex is the greatest of all; apparently, as pointed out here, it is far from glamorous, lol.

You've never seen "the hangover" have u?

[Love'sReject]

You've never seen "the hangover" have u?

I have and it was informative; I had no idea how painfully unfunny adult comedies have gotten. And it gave me unreal expectations for my first time to Vegas this summer. I didn't wake up with an alligator in the hotel room.