Advice giver needs advice: infidelity imminent

[KingZ]

She was smoking hot, thats what attracted me to her.

It really wasn't until we got married that it got so bad.

Hahaha! You are such a shallow piece of shit. It's no wonder your marriage is a failure.

Having been married for 12 years, I find your mentality to be truly unthinkable. You should probably get divorced and leave this poor woman alone. You've done enough damage to her.

[Phil Davies]

What has all that got to do with what Maple posted? You quoted her but your response is irrelevant to the quote? Deflection?

Maple said my wife is "sleepwalking through life". Her own mother did the exact same thing and her father left her for it. We discussed it in detail. How the **** is that "not relevant"?

I'm in your head doing backflips right now.

[Wakeup]

Yes.. of course anything anyone does to call you out or contridicts you means you're "so in my head." You have many NPD traits... google NPD and see if I'm wrong

What you replied is not relevant because she didn't ask you about your wife's mother or her upbringing, did she?

[Phil Davies]

Do you really think I need some pissed off hag on the internet to tell me I'm a narcissist? lol Whats hilarious is that your diagnosis clearly comes from reflection and personal experience. You're every bit the need-to-be-right, one-upping, insecure douche that I am. That's probably why we get along so famously.

[Wakeup]

Whatever, Phil. I'm not on here getting livid with everything you say back at me that you have absolutely no proof of. You've spilled though so there is indeed some evidence about you.

[Phil Davies]

Not only are you getting livid with everything I say, you're chasing me around on other threads challenging my responses and demanding that I "admit I'm wrong". I'm sure you've had a field day bullying people long before I got here, this place to you is like a mountain of shit to a horsefly ... you're a god damn poster child for NPD.

[Wakeup]

You're just mad now.

[Phil Davies]

ahhahah Well played again, Bea.

[KingZ]

Okay, kids. This is a pretty classic case of "fu​ckhead gone wrong".

We have a character, Phil Davies: an arrogant, overbearing, narcissistic douche. He meets a woman who is "smoking hot", as it were. She's perfect for a man of vanity: attractive, but reserved; she doesn't speak too much. More or a status symbol to him than a human being. So, they get married. They have a daughter. He's really pushy; still just as overbearing, and still just as much of a douche.

As the years go by, his introverted wife starts to become more and more reserved. Where can she run away from this intolerable prick? She has nowhere to go, so she just stays in her head. Of course, he notices. Surely, though, it can't be something wrong with him. It's nothing he's doing, because clearly, he's perfect. She's the one with the issues; she's the one who's depressed. I mean, look at her fu​cking mother!

So, finally, she gives in to therapy. She doesn't want to be too confrontational with such an overbearing asshole. Then, she starts to realize she made a mistake. She shouldn't have married him.

She wants a divorce.

But shit, divorces are costly. Not only do they cost a great deal of money, what about the kid? Now it's at the point of no return. This is usually where the parents think, Let's stay together for the kids.

In the meantime, Phil Davies is posting on an Internet forum. We try to spoonfeed him how much of a raging cunt he is, but he just isn't getting it. Surely, it's everyone else who's bitter and trollish. Can't be anything wrong with him. He's the relationship guru! He's banged 6 women named Dorothy! Do you even know one Dorothy?

Well, here we are. The saga continues. What will happen with Phil Davies? What will he do next?

We can only hope that he kills himself and leaves all of the financial assets to his wife and daughter. Clearly, they'd be better off without him.

[Phil Davies]

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[iamaninnocentma]

Obviously a troll thats never had his hole^^

Dont stand that for that Phil Davies.

[Phil Davies]

Yeah he ****ing sucks at trolling anyway.

[iamaninnocentma]

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Come on man. Poor.

[iamaninnocentma]

Yeah he ****ing sucks at trolling anyway.

He tells the truth to be fair. Accept it with grace.

[Phil Davies]

He tells the truth to be fair. Accept it with grace.

If you're gonna type that long it better be eloquent and articulate enough to piss me off. Not a 3rd grade history report.

I accept his effort with grace, though.