Top 5 tips for a bro that cant get a ho.

[NawDawg]

1- Try not be so ugly.

2- Try not be as much of a twat.

3- Get a nice ride.

4- Learn how to lie to a bitch, but sound sincere.

5- Become awesome.

It really is that simple.........

[Love'sReject]

Dawg, I ain't ugly like yo mama.

Definitely no twat, ya punkass biyatch.

I want something that's environmentally friendly yo. Bitches can't handle that, they ain't be catchin' no rides with yo's truly/

Good point, brah.

I am awesome, bro.

[AnnonymousMan]

Damn... and I thought all you needed was computer hacking skillz =\

[Love'sReject]

All you need is muscles, a hot car and money.