How about this...

[Love'sReject]

I've been thinking about all the things I have posted that have the potential to be wrongfully interpreted as "generalizations" or "misogynist" and my current dateless situation going on 4 years and having not had a relationship in 7, going on 8 years in a few months...

What if instead of all those things, I just simply accept that maybe the girls out there are lucky they aren't wasting their time with me. They're better off without my bringing them down, ruining their lives, boring them to death..There's a truism about how everyone deserves someone: maybe I don't? Am I the one guy who deserves to go an entire life without love or sex?

[AnnonymousMan]

If you honestly feel that these things about you are true then go find a bad chick or slut. She would suit you perfectly lol.

But if you want to change and find a decent chick then start with yourself bro. Become something these girls want and deserve.

[Love'sReject]

The only way to win is be a douchebag and a real plebeian; being stupid doesn't appeal to me. And I wouldn't have random sex; it's either meaningful or I'd prefer to do without it.

[Hotaru]

"This plebeian lifestyle...just isn't working for me anymore, okay? I gotta get out of here before I kill myself."

Hah, I haven't heard that word used since I saw American Splendor. xD

You seem like you'd be interesting to hang out with but maybe you're just picking the completely wrong girls to go for?

[dickriculous]

Then be a smart douchebag and plebeian

And what's so bad about random sex? It sounds like exactly what you need tbh, it would prolly make you less down on yourself, more confident, better at fukking, and more accustomed to interacting with women - all of which are things that can lead to a meaningful relationship down the road.

[Love'sReject]

"This plebeian lifestyle...just isn't working for me anymore, okay? I gotta get out of here before I kill myself."

Hah, I haven't heard that word used since I saw American Splendor. xD

You seem like you'd be interesting to hang out with but maybe you're just picking the completely wrong girls to go for?

Thanks. I don't even try anymore; haven't tried in years. Sometimes I just think it's probably for the benefit of humanity if I don't have children; the world would be better off without a guy like me propagating. Which is why I've never even dreamed of having kids; removing myself from the gene pool means sparing a kid my poor genes and probable parenting.

[TheSaint]

Longest. most pretentious suicide note EVER.

[Love'sReject]

Then be a smart douchebag and plebeian

And what's so bad about random sex? It sounds like exactly what you need tbh, it would prolly make you less down on yourself, more confident, better at fukking, and more accustomed to interacting with women - all of which are things that can lead to a meaningful relationship down the road.

One problem with it is, if I only do it once in my life, then I'll spend the rest of my life craving to have it just once more and that might end up in degeneracy and resorting to desperate tactics. Plus, I've always pictured it in a very romanticized way; I'd want the first time to be special

[Hotaru]

Thanks. I don't even try anymore; haven't tried in years. Sometimes I just think it's probably for the benefit of humanity if I don't have children; the world would be better off without a guy like me propagating. Which is why I've never even dreamed of having kids; removing myself from the gene pool means sparing a kid my poor genes and probable parenting.

Honestly, I've been feeling the same way for a while now so I understand. It can be difficult, especially when you're lonely and you don't get what you're doing wrong. What I try to keep in mind is that a lot of people have a lot of weird issues. Sometimes it really isn't you, it's something screwed up with them and it drags the wrong people down.

[TheSaint]

Bravo on the fake account saying you would be interesting to hang out with, lol.

[Love'sReject]

Longest. most pretentious suicide note EVER.

Who am I, a college-age Holden Caulfield? Oh wait, you're semi-literate; you probably won't catch the literary allusion which even the common high school junior would..

[Love'sReject]

Honestly, I've been feeling the same way for a while now so I understand. It can be difficult, especially when you're lonely and you don't get what you're doing wrong. What I try to keep in mind is that a lot of people have a lot of weird issues. Sometimes it really isn't you, it's something screwed up with them and it drags the wrong people down.

Oh yes, I'd just finished reading some Kierkegaard, Freud and Nietzsche that discusses this exact thing.

[TheSaint]

Who am I, a college-age Holden Caulfield? Oh wait, you're semi-literate; you probably won't catch the literary allusion which even the common high school junior would..

They dont teach american literature in the civilised world, so i doubt many normal people know who that is.

[dickriculous]

One problem with it is, if I only do it once in my life, then I'll spend the rest of my life craving to have it just once more and that might end up in degeneracy and resorting to desperate tactics. Plus, I've always pictured it in a very romanticized way; I'd want the first time to be special

You're asking for too much. The first time is going to be sloppy and awkward, and you'll probably end up screaming at her multiple times to stop moving so that you don't bust in 20 seconds. That's why you should get it over with with someone you don't care about and work your way up to someone you love, you'll be a master poonslayer by then.

[TheSaint]

Oh yes, I'd just finished reading some Kierkegaard, Freud and Nietzsche that discusses this exact thing.

Yeah, cool story bro.