How can I get a hooker without getting caught?

[Love'sReject]

If any of you actually did some research on the subject, you'd find that it is actually the source of quite a heated debate. You're all free to have your opinions, but apparently, not everybody agrees with them, including legal entities.

I'll post a link later, but there was a case either in the U.S. or the U.K. where this lady (a photographer) published nude pictures of her children. Although people raised a fuss about it, legally, she was in the clear.

Even in the U.S., the legal "line" is blurry. A picture of a nude child is legal. A picture of a child (clothed or not) having sex is illegal. A picture of a nude child in a sexually suggestive pose may or may not be illegal, depending. The gray area is due to it being a matter of opinion as to whether or not a pose is sexually suggestive.

My parents had a picture of me taken as a baby. It was one of those "nude baby" pictures. If all child nudity were illegal in a black-and-white manner as you guys say it is, then my parents would have gone to prison for that picture.

I'm not saying that's the same thing as the art my BF possesses, but although they are gruesome and have nudity, none of them are blatantly sexual.

A parental nude baby; generally one doesn't find any malicious intent in that. Neither do I.

But a grown man having nude pics in risque poses?

There's a HUGE difference between a baby pic and a grown man taking suggestive photos of children not his, and even if they were, that is STILL disgusting.

[When.Doves.Cry.]

Like I said... maybe where you come from. Don't trivialize the horrors of child porn by comparing it to pictures of you as a baby getting a bath. Please!

My point is that there is no child porn involved here in the first place. Just relatively strange art.

[Wakeup]

My point is that there is no child porn involved here in the first place. Just relatively strange art.

Yes we get it. That's why we think you're weird. Do you understand why we think you are weird?

Hint: Pedophiles don't think there is any crime or exploitation involved in their sexual preferences either.

[When.Doves.Cry.]

A parental nude baby; generally one doesn't find any malicious intent in that. Neither do I.

But a grown man having nude pics in risque poses?

There's a HUGE difference between a baby pic and a grown man taking suggestive photos of children not his, and even if they were, that is STILL disgusting.

You guys' definition of what a "risque" pose is can differ...that's exactly what I'm talking about, it's subjective and hard to determine from a legal standpoint. Your definition of that probably differs from his, and mine can differ from both of yours.

And if you mean risque as in sexual, they're not. Generally the poses are contorted and strange-looking, but not sexual.

[Love'sReject]

I really don't find anything artistic or even remotely respectable in taking nude photos of children in any way at all: It's remarkably creepy for a man.

[TheSaint]

This cunt is probably best ignored.

[TheSaint]

And for once I dont mean the reject.

[Love'sReject]

..you sonuvabitch.

Well, anyway; somehow this thread went from hookers to child porn. Good work, forumites.

This calls for a meme...

[Wakeup]

Yea.. how about keeping a handle on your own thread, LR?

[Love'sReject]

You're right: this thread really Amtrack'ed. So without further ado: I don't think I'll get a hooker. I may go to a strip club, once or if I make friends.

[vashti]

I've never been to a strip club, though I've heard lots of women do these days. I am kind of curious, though... It seems seedy.

[Love'sReject]

Great Scott! Women going to strip clubs?! That would make my trip even MORE awkward.

Yeah, it does seem seedy but at the same time, it seems like a kind of cool rite of passage type thing. Going at least once seems like a decent waste of a few bills..

[TheSaint]

It's pish. £10 for a 5 minute dance with some crack whore from the city. They even make you sit on your hands, to stop you getting tempted. Last time I went, my buddy got in a fight with a dwarf for calling him his half-cousin. Worst ****ing night ever.

[vashti]

Seems like it would just be frustrating to me... You will end up all hot and bothered, with no available outlet. Seems counterproductive.

I might go with my sisters some day, just for giggles. I've always wondered what kind of men actually pay for this.

[Love'sReject]

It's pish. £10 for a 5 minute dance with some crack whore from the city. They even make you sit on your hands, to stop you getting tempted. Last time I went, my buddy got in a fight with a dwarf for calling him his half-cousin. Worst ****ing night ever.

ROFL, you're like a modern, perverted and partially retarded Pakistani Charles Dickens.

Seems like it would just be frustrating to me... You will end up all hot and bothered, with no available outlet. Seems counterproductive.

I might go with my sisters some day, just for giggles. I've always wondered what kind of men actually pay for this.

Lol, I highly doubt I'd be anything but disillusioned with it within 5 minutes: in fact, I'm sure I'll get bored in that time.

Well, I know with a certainty you get your hot shot players who just use the club to impress clients for whatever business or to throw away money to establish an alpha male status among his friends..

And then you have the occasional guy like me, who has to go to a strip club to see a pair.