In case a cop shows up, is it true if I have a camera and claim to be filming that I can get off? (no pun intended)
This is almost assuredly my only chance...I'm not quite seriously contemplating, it's more like a 25% chance I go through with it.
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06-12-12, 02:49 PM #1
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How can I get a hooker without getting caught?
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07-12-12, 02:46 AM #2
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Are all hookers ugly?
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07-12-12, 03:17 AM #3
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Save your coin and book a trip to Amerstdam or to The Chicken Ranch in Vegas. They'll even supply the rubbers.
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Street hookers are risky in many ways. Law enforcement tends to crack down on those most. Do some research on escort services. It is more expensive, but a much better experience. Most offer the 'girlfriend experience', which is probably more what you are looking for. Some escorts are drop-dead gorgeous. Many are college students.
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Lol, too many potheads in Amsterdam.
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07-12-12, 07:21 AM #6
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Yeah because american hookers are known for being drug-free. You'll end up with aids, or worse, ya mongo.
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07-12-12, 07:26 AM #7
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You said I should get my hole any which way I can.
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07-12-12, 07:31 AM #8
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Not with some skanky ho, I didnt. If you hit the streets looking for a bitch like this, you'll most likely get ass-raped or robbed, or both. You're not tough enough for the streets bro. If you insist on going, at least take your mom with you.
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07-12-12, 07:33 AM #9
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Dawg, I know the streets like the back of my hand. Man, I own these streets.
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07-12-12, 07:37 AM #10
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You. will. get. raped. in. the. ass. you. dumb. faggot.
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07-12-12, 07:38 AM #11
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......and lol at not getting busted if you have a camera. Who tells you this shite?
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07-12-12, 07:52 AM #12
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I saw it on Family Guy. And it's an urban myth.
You. gay. homo.
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07-12-12, 07:57 AM #13
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Family Guy, lol. ****ing priceless. Your mom is an urban myth.
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Place an ad on Craigslist "Wanted" looking for someone to de-virginize mw. Save your money there's a lot of free sex on there for the asking. My friends sister (who is ok looking) was hookin up with dudes from Craigslist with no problems. Give it a shot because just having sex is not illegal.
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Your friends sister? Yeah ok.
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