Ladies, I need a complete makeover..

[TheSaint]

Cerby ruining everyones buzz again. If you cant insult him or ask for his pic, no need to go spoiling his threads with reality.

[fearoflove]

LR you need to grow some balls and learn to take some risk. Come on, post a picture or PM me so I can help you.

[HeartIsAching]

I've got a baseball bat... I'll redesign your face for free.

[Love'sReject]

LR you need to grow some balls and learn to take some risk. Come on, post a picture or PM me so I can help you.

Very well. Just a few minutes...

[Love'sReject]

I've got a baseball bat... I'll redesign your face for free.

Lol, wow, what a tough guy!

[TheSaint]

You're such a slut bro.

[HeartIsAching]

Ignore him bro, I've e-mailed his parole officer, he'll be back inside by tomorrow.

Really? What state is he in? You've got 50 to choose from.

Of course, you've also got the difficulty that I've never been on parole.

[TheSaint]

Really? What state is he in? You've got 50 to choose from.

Of course, you've also got the difficulty that I've never been on parole.

Cool story bro.

I'll guess arkansas, you seem red necky.

[Wakeup]

Red Necky... Didn't he play for Boston Bruins in the '60s?

[HeartIsAching]

Cool story bro.

I'll guess arkansas, you seem red necky.

Wrong. 49 to go.

[Love'sReject]

Red Necky... Didn't he play for Boston Bruins in the '60s?

X'D Awesome.

[When.Doves.Cry.]

Goddamn, was I ever wrong for buying into "Be yourself"! That's a sucker's motto.

So evidently my individuality sucks so I have to be someone else to get a girl. There are only 3 types of regular guys in this country: wigger, bro and indie guy, but indie is too homosexual (wearing makeup, girls' pants, that's just fag shit). All 3 have horrifically stupid taste (yes, their opinions are certifiably and objectively awful) but the only way to get a date these days is to be one of their kind.

Which should I be: a wigger or a bro? I personally dislike walking about stereotyping Black people with missing just the blackface makeup to complete the offensive caricature but they do get chicks. As do bros, who I kind of more favor: I like the Bro Code style of loyalty (I got ditched AGAIN last night by a "friend"), King Cobra beer isn't awful and most bros have read "Ender's Game" which means they're slightly more cerebral than the common wigger.

Which attracts you more, a wigger or a bro? And don't give me some insincere, youdon'tgoforcliques BS because we all ****in know women do.

How about neither.

Why don't you work on getting a good education, and a decent job. Both are for your own benefit anyway.

I am very attracted to men who are well-read, well-spoken, well-traveled, and intriguing. Everyone else just seems dull.

As for appearance, I prefer classy men.

[Love'sReject]

I do have quite an education (not Ivy League pretentious, $100K in debt and having to give handjobs in alleys to pay for crack quality education but a bit nonetheless).

That's fine and dandy, and would probably help if there were girls like yourself in preference around me but there simply is not.

[When.Doves.Cry.]

I do have quite an education (not Ivy League pretentious, $100K in debt and having to give handjobs in alleys to pay for crack quality education but a bit nonetheless).

That's fine and dandy, and would probably help if there were girls like yourself in preference around me but there simply is not.

I don't know where you live, but it sounds like Hell.

[Love'sReject]

LOL. It's Southern California, particularly the iconic Orange County.