Given my reputation, you can be sure it isn't overly frequent sex gone stale...if you catch my drift...This pastime of mine which I am choosing to post about in a euphemistic way used to be something I'd do several times a day. Now doing it once is incredibly difficult: it gets boring, takes too long and is a real muscle strain. Sometimes it takes multiple attempts...It's getting pretty frustrating, and 99% of porn is unspeakably disgusting, violent and not of any help.
What do I do? Is there anything to eat or drink that's as readily available as something I could get at a liquor store?
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21-01-13, 01:40 PM #1
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When a certain private act gets really boring..
Because we have to chase him. Because he's the hero Gotham deserves, but not the one it needs right now. So we'll hunt him. Because he can take it. Because he's not our hero. He's a silent guardian, a watchful protector. A dark knight.
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21-01-13, 04:04 PM #2
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f uck a chicken.
Never regret anything that has happened in your life. It cannot be changed, forgotten or undone. So, take it as a lesson learned and move on.
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21-01-13, 07:48 PM #3
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Stop doing it. It's not a necessity. If it isn't pleasurable, then don't do it. Simple.
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22-01-13, 12:49 AM #4
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It's a necessity; quite frustrating to not go at the pace I need to.
Because we have to chase him. Because he's the hero Gotham deserves, but not the one it needs right now. So we'll hunt him. Because he can take it. Because he's not our hero. He's a silent guardian, a watchful protector. A dark knight.
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22-01-13, 03:55 AM #5
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This should take care of your problem once and for all:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Castration
It may also significantly increase your chances of being accepted as a tenor in your local boy's choir.
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22-01-13, 03:55 AM #6
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But what to do once the chicken gets bored?
Originally Posted by basilandthyme
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22-01-13, 04:10 AM #7
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ROFL....no thanks. Originally Posted by Guybrush
Because we have to chase him. Because he's the hero Gotham deserves, but not the one it needs right now. So we'll hunt him. Because he can take it. Because he's not our hero. He's a silent guardian, a watchful protector. A dark knight.
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22-01-13, 04:27 AM #8
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I have never heard of your problem. No wonder you are so frustrated and bitter. Not only do you refuse to have sex with another person, now you won't even have it with yourself.
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22-01-13, 04:31 AM #9
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you need to have sex! hahaha
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22-01-13, 04:32 AM #10
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^^^ *laughed like hell* Originally Posted by basilandthyme
You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to basilandthyme again.
.... OT: Buy a fleshlight and scrunge away, LR.Last edited by Wakeup; 22-01-13 at 10:31 AM. Reason: to add OT
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22-01-13, 04:41 AM #11
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LMAO! dyingggg Originally Posted by Wakeup
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22-01-13, 04:48 AM #12
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Oh yes, because it's that easy! lol Originally Posted by ashley89
Because we have to chase him. Because he's the hero Gotham deserves, but not the one it needs right now. So we'll hunt him. Because he can take it. Because he's not our hero. He's a silent guardian, a watchful protector. A dark knight.
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22-01-13, 04:51 AM #13
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hahaha ok maybe it is a little tougher for guys but come on. I'm sure you can meet someone who you would want to do it with... even if you don't want to date or get into anything serious, just a casual hookup type thing Originally Posted by Love'sReject
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22-01-13, 04:54 AM #14
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Ma'am, if that were the case, I'd probably not have started an account on this forum over a year ago.
Because we have to chase him. Because he's the hero Gotham deserves, but not the one it needs right now. So we'll hunt him. Because he can take it. Because he's not our hero. He's a silent guardian, a watchful protector. A dark knight.
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22-01-13, 05:46 AM #15
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you gotta put yourself out there more maybe. I know you had a relationship that went sour but if you don't get back in the game you're never gonna get the chance to be happy with someone again! I would be bored of just masturbating that long too. you need some good sex, you should hang out with me I'm sure I could find you someone hahaha ;] just kiddingggg Originally Posted by Love'sReject
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