girlfriend bathroom issues

[Dixon]

Hi Roadmaster,
Is this an excuse to get rid of your girl friend? This is normal and didn't find anything disturbing here. I will advice you to bear it, at least she is not making your bed wet.
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[FlaCooln]

So all it takes is someone to start a thread about pooping and farting and everyone is laughing and cracking jokes.

It just reminded me of my friends wife. I threw a party at my house and she got so drunk she crapped herself on their drive home. He had to clean her up...lol that's love. I've tried to forget he slipped and told me and I have to stop myself from joking about it when I see her, as she thinks no one knows.

He could end any argument by saying, "baby I love you so much that I've cleaned shit off you."

[HeartIsAching]

That IS love.

[vashti]

I have been seeing a girl i meet at work for 6 months now. Everything has been going well but recently she started staying over some at most weekends and some work nights.

Initally when she just stayed over saturday evenings she would leave early in the morning after we had made love. Now she has started staying over all weekends a slight issue has occured.

Basically i have a very small flat and she has started pooping in the morning with in 30 mins of waking up, and its kinda ovious. I have then not felt romantic and its started to causes tensions.

How should i approach the subject

If this guy can get a girlfriend, then Lovesreject shouldn't have any problem at all.

[smackie9]

Lol!!!!!,,,,,,,,,,

[michelle23]

well you could wait a bit just a case of mind over matter would think. Are you a morning person as well?

No I never go in the morning lol. Im actually irregular-stomach problems for years but I do no that if I try to wait-my stomach would just start to hurt

[Starnique]

So all it takes is someone to start a thread about pooping and farting and everyone is laughing and cracking jokes.

It just reminded me of my friends wife. I threw a party at my house and she got so drunk she crapped herself on their drive home. He had to clean her up...lol that's love. I've tried to forget he slipped and told me and I have to stop myself from joking about it when I see her, as she thinks no one knows.

He could end any argument by saying, "baby I love you so much that I've cleaned shit off you."

That's disgusting

I remember I was watching Being Bobby Brown a couple of years ago when he and Whitney Houston was together and had their own reality show. He told her he really loved her and he said he stuck two fingers up her ass to help her get her shit out once. Those was his exact words and Whitney was just smirking...haha. I was think ewwww they must really love each other. For him to use his fingers instead of a Lax or softner or something hmm must be love.

[Wakeup]

I'm laughing her reading how the Op is getting people to tell him their person toilet habits/schedules. Dude's gotta skat fetish, I'm thinking. lol

[basilandthyme]

I'm laughing her reading how the Op is getting people to tell him their person toilet habits/schedules. Dude's gotta skat fetish, I'm thinking. lol

ohhhh.....I didn't think of that.

[pcmaster]

Good advice lovesteward. Thats basicaly what OP needs - restore romance and harmony that was there before brutal pooping took place in his barhroom.

[loveagain]

At work we all have the common courtesy to use the bathrooms at the back of the warehouse, not the one next to the coffee area. Every now and then tho there is someone blowing up that bathroom, and everyone having to get their coffee later. The cinnamon bun scented spray doesn't always cut it lol.

Had to jump in on this. My mom and dad's house has 4 bathrooms but one is a tiny water closet off the kitchen, right next to the dining room. Just a toilet and sink, so narrow you can barely turn around, no exhaust fan and the door doesn't even latch properly. Considering the age of the house and location of this bathroom, I call it the "cook's bathroom" and assume it was placed there to give the cook (hired or member of the household) a place to use the toilet while preparing meals, and to wash up before dining. Most people visiting will ask directions to a bathroom at the back of the house if they have do any serious business. Not my dad. They can be hosting company, 30 people eating, and he will go in that tiny bathroom and let one rip loud and long for all guests to 'enjoy' I said something to him once about it and he gave me an angry, "It's my house, I'll take a (crap) any time and in any bathroom I like."

[pcmaster]

I'll take a (crap) any time and in any bathroom I like."

Your dads spirit is realy free and thats great.

Can only agree "Its my crap and I will honour any bathroom I like"