How to flirt with a girl whose profile says pretty much everything about them..

[Wakeup]

*claps*

one down 9 to go.

[YoungCosmo]

We're meeting on Friday. Phone call went reasonably well.

[Wakeup]

Way to go, studly.

[YoungCosmo]

Lol, I think I can do very well now that I've been given a chance to present my case in person.

[YoungCosmo]

OK, how do I get through this (Is this the end of it?): she took a cat in to the vet. I was able to hear from her today which is the day it happened and the last she said was that the cat was getting X-rays. I just said, my thoughts and hopes are with you and your cat. I haven't sent anything since. Should I ask how the x-rays turned out? Wait a few days? We were scheduled tentatively to meet on Friday but might this mean I should push back? In fact, is it a possibility that her grieving if it goes poorly (i.e. the cat dies) means she might just not want to meet me or talk until she's ready/ever again?

[YoungCosmo]

2 phone numbers this weekend, 2 opportunities that will almost assuredly go down in flames. The cat thing is probably going to BREAK whatever I had going (now I hate to think like this, but I feel like I could bet she'll use this as an out for our meeting).

Good news is, I ditched all my comfortable clothes and dug up old stuff which is considerably more normal looking. Even bought a few new ones. Let's see if it works tomorrow at the movies.

[Wakeup]

Are you saying 2 down 8 more to go before closing bell on Friday? The goal is to get a response, not to marry the bitch. (whoops, did I say that out loud?)

[YoungCosmo]

I've messaged a few more girls (and sadly, yes, a few on the Casual Encounter section of Craigslist). I think I am pretty much on the way to meet the target.

[Wakeup]

Have you purchased your industrial strength rubbers yet, lover boy?

[YoungCosmo]

Lol, nah. I'm never making it that far. Hell, I don't even know if I'm meeting up with that girl on Friday. What should I do in re: to her? Should I ask if her cat is OK?

[Wakeup]

Well, other then possibly getting a "it's dead" response, I can't see any other reason why not. Maybe a "Just checking in to see if you're okay. How's kitty doing" might be better then a just "is your cat okay?" Then again wtf do I know? lol Go with your own gut, sport. What's it tellin you to do? Most good people would wonder how she was feeling when there's a sick pet being worried over. No?

[YoungCosmo]

I completely care, it isn't as though I'm only interested in meeting on Friday to possibly date and whatnot. I've never been good with expressing care although I do always strongly FEEL compassion. What if she says they put the cat down?

[YLvanna]

YC I guess you don't really need help. You're just selling your thread and I'm buying it. Anyone can have sex with someone after a one shot of tequila. You sounds like a girl buying/choosing a shoes to wear in a date. Too many complications.

[YoungCosmo]

I couldn't get a girl to have sex with me after one shot. The main problem is: I'm not cool enough to get their number to begin with so that I might gradually work towards inviting her to a bar!

[YLvanna]

You're downgrading yourself very low.. Why not try the I CAN GET SOME PRETTY duff's phone number rather than I COULDN'T???!?? SELF-PITY won't win you a DIAMOND dude! That's a turn-off to a girl. SENSE OF HUMOR is the armor, make her laugh and don't sounds like trying hard.. Always make the conversation lively.