Dating Horror Stories

[Rowen]

Okay, so I had this discussion with the last guy I was talking to, and I'm curious... What is your worst date experience? Out of all the dates you've been on, what is the worst that's happened?

[UnderTheMoon]

When I was a teenager, I was about 15 or 16 at the time, I went on a date with a guy who's mom had to drive us to the mall and pick us up. Not only did he keep trying to touch my bum all day, he said some really weird things that really just got under my skin and I felt panicked. When we were being driven home by his mom, he and myself were in the back seat, where he grabbed my hand and low and behold has his dick out in the open and put my hand on it. I had to jerk my hand away quietly because I was so embarrassed and scared his mother would see and think I was the one who started that bullshit. WORSE DATE OF MY LIFE. ****ING PATHETIC really.

[basilandthyme]

I'm sorry.....I just can't compete with Under the Moon. Epic date fail.

[Rowen]

Wow Moon.... That's...How the hell did that guy think that was a good idea? lol

Out of all the dates I've been on, there are two that I think are at a tie for my worst date experience. haha The first was when I was out with a guy who seemed to be very into me. We talked a lot and held hands in the car, and we held doors for each other. Everything seemed great until we got to the dessert part. We went out for ice cream, and coincidentally, it was a place that was just down the street from his shrink's office. So, as we're sitting eating, he's telling me in detail about how he was institutionalized for a while because he was obsessed with his last boyfriend. The entire time I sat there really not sure what to say. At the end of it, we parted, and thankfully he told me he didn't feel anything on the date.

The second was a few months after the first. The plan was for me to drive into Philly, and the guy insisted he would pay for us to go to the museum. I was fine with paying, but he insisted it was all on him. Okay. He also said he was a non-smoker. Okay. So, I traveled to see him, and he texted me to wait a minute while he got downstairs to answer the door. It ended up being a half an hour I waited on the door-step in the snow. Needless to say, I was a bit cold when I got inside. We weren't in the house thirty seconds when he said we could go out back while he had a smoke and talk. I stood there talking to him as he smoked, and he expressed that he didn't have any money to go out. I wasn't upset about him not having money, so I just said it was okay and we could do whatever. He invited me to watch a movie with him, and I agreed. After he finished his cigar, we went to his bedroom. Keep in mind that his bedroom was the unfinished and unheated basement of the house. His bed was a blanket and a pillow on the floor. As we walked down the steps and I looked at the exposed wires and pieces of insulation, I kept thinking to myself "Oh great, I'm going to be murdered." lol We ended up sitting on folding chairs watching a movie on his computer when he started to put the moves on me. Of course the room is almost as cold as it was outside, so we wore our winter coats. And then he seemed surprised when I told him I thought it was best if we didn't go out again. haha

[YoungCosmo]

I've never been on a date. But my stories to try to get one are legendary!

[UnderTheMoon]

Wow Moon.... That's...How the hell did that guy think that was a good idea? lol

Out of all the dates I've been on, there are two that I think are at a tie for my worst date experience. haha The first was when I was out with a guy who seemed to be very into me. We talked a lot and held hands in the car, and we held doors for each other. Everything seemed great until we got to the dessert part. We went out for ice cream, and coincidentally, it was a place that was just down the street from his shrink's office. So, as we're sitting eating, he's telling me in detail about how he was institutionalized for a while because he was obsessed with his last boyfriend. The entire time I sat there really not sure what to say. At the end of it, we parted, and thankfully he told me he didn't feel anything on the date.

The second was a few months after the first. The plan was for me to drive into Philly, and the guy insisted he would pay for us to go to the museum. I was fine with paying, but he insisted it was all on him. Okay. He also said he was a non-smoker. Okay. So, I traveled to see him, and he texted me to wait a minute while he got downstairs to answer the door. It ended up being a half an hour I waited on the door-step in the snow. Needless to say, I was a bit cold when I got inside. We weren't in the house thirty seconds when he said we could go out back while he had a smoke and talk. I stood there talking to him as he smoked, and he expressed that he didn't have any money to go out. I wasn't upset about him not having money, so I just said it was okay and we could do whatever. He invited me to watch a movie with him, and I agreed. After he finished his cigar, we went to his bedroom. Keep in mind that his bedroom was the unfinished and unheated basement of the house. His bed was a blanket and a pillow on the floor. As we walked down the steps and I looked at the exposed wires and pieces of insulation, I kept thinking to myself "Oh great, I'm going to be murdered." lol We ended up sitting on folding chairs watching a movie on his computer when he started to put the moves on me. Of course the room is almost as cold as it was outside, so we wore our winter coats. And then he seemed surprised when I told him I thought it was best if we didn't go out again. haha

I don't know what was on his mind but damn, it was bad. I never had a bad date like that again though, I learned what to look for in a guy like that and how to avoid it. So humiliating really.

[UnderTheMoon]

I'm sorry.....I just can't compete with Under the Moon. Epic date fail.

Makes you cringe just to think about it. Lol.

[Rowen]

I don't know what was on his mind but damn, it was bad. I never had a bad date like that again though, I learned what to look for in a guy like that and how to avoid it. So humiliating really.

haha Well, at least you stayed away from others like that. I just would have thought he'd be nervous about his mother catching him. hahaha Damn

[sadbunnyface]

The one that comes to mind was with my first BF and giving him a first BJ and I have a very bad gag reflex and had been drinking to prep up for the big show, lol. Got half way doing it and went down too deep for me I guess and I began to gag and vomited all over him Was horrible and embarrassing. We had previously had a big Italian meal so I had a lot that came back up , ewww. I thought he would have told his friends and he never did( or least not one mocked me later over it if he did), and we kept dating after too.

[yellowd]

I'm not sure that my worst date ever compares to these but here is mine.
There was a guy I had gone out with once before. On the first date I found him to be really nice but there was something about him that I just couldn't put my finger on. Well, he told me that he had a daughter whom was sick. I hadn't asked too much about his daughter because I had pretty much just met him. On the second date it was lunch (because I had to work later that night) then he asked me if I wanted to go for a drive. I figured ok I still have time why not. So, I end up riding into what seems like the middle of nowhere when he decides to tell me about his daughter. It's not always what you say to someone but how you go about it that makes the impression. He gave me this half crazy look as he told me that his daughter was institutionalized with dissociative identity disorder in which she had 6 personalities. It freaked me out and I thought that I was going to end up dead in the middle of nowhere. Needless to say I did not return that guy's calls.

[basilandthyme]

I guess my biggest date fail was a Valentines Dinner with my hubby. We booked a romantic restaurant. After waiting a while to be served, we discovered that the chef hadn't shown up and the wait staff were doing their best to cook the meals. It was absolute chaos and all the patrons of the restaurant started to talk to all the other tables. There was a couple of gay guys next to us and one of them was served pate on a piece of bread...and in his most flamboyant manner, he's saying "I just don't know where to begin....". Other patrons were considering ordering pizza in. Absolute disaster which we still laugh about.

See what I mean - I can't compete with Under the Moon. And Sad Bunny Face's vomit story is pretty bad too. I guess I have to consider myself lucky

[YoungCosmo]

Wow. That is a colossal disaster. I've never heard of restaurant helter skelter like that!

[Archie]

My worst date was my first date, after which the girl told me it wasn't a date at all.

We were chatting on Skype for a while, long before the actual date, during that time I got to know many things about her and I thought I had it all figured out. On D day we met at the cinema, because my plan was to take her to see a movie straight off the bat, like they do in the movies (lol), then take her to a cafe and after that take her home. The plan was solid.
She told me she likes horror movies, I know right? So I bought tickets to see "Silent Hill". Throughout the movie she was cowering and covering her eyes all the damn time. I was trying to cheer her up and even went as far as to ask her weather she wants to leave. But we sat through the movie, at least I loved it. After I said the movie was amazing, no doubt she thought I was a psycho.
After the that we went to the pizzeria and ordered some cocktails. We were sitting in the sunny area because every other, good spot was taken and it was bloody hot that day. Then I noticed she was wearing a rather revealing shirt. Guess what I couldn't stop staring at. ...She, no doubt thought I was a pervert.
The date had come to an end and I wanted to escort her home, like a genteman should. So we got into the public transport. Along the way, we touched the subject of horoscopes and she said that, according to horoscope, she would have a terrible mother-in-law, to which I replied (I'm not kidding), My mother's not that bad..
So we were at her doorstep and we said our goodbyes, we hugged, cause why not(?) and guess what I did? I kissed her. It was terrible, she was rather short compared to me and so I ended up kissing her temples... what???
We said our farewells now and parted.

Talk about terrible dates, I was pissed off and confused for the next couple of weeks.

[LifeInflux]

Hmm.. closest thing I came to a horrible date that I can remember was a Valentines day meal.... we went to one of those Brazilian Steakhouses.. y'know, endless, delicious meats, served on pikes and so on. Extremely expensive for Valentines day.. roughly 80 per person, including drinks and all that jazz.

Apparently the salad bar had something on there that didn't agree with her, as, despite my warnings she did some salad bar, cold seafood. Needless to say.. Not but 10 minutes after, she went to the bathroom... then outside... where she continued to throw up... and so I paid without really eating and took her home.

She then begged me to stay with her so we could "make the night better", and then, after declining, proceeded to call me to talk about it half the night. And then the next day.

[MOVINGforward]

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