I am pretty sure, my wife is having an affair.

[UnderTheMoon]

So, I come home from work, I am the bread winner and thus provide for our comfy abode. I feel like with work maybe my wife thinks I am neglectful? I really try to provide my wife with all the things they need. All I ask is a hot meal, my wife can do whatever they want, go to school, which I find terrific! Work on hobbies, watch movies, shows, anything, even write, my wife loves to write. I enjoy watching my wife do all these activities and support them fully! At one point though, after slaving away all day, I come home sweaty, dirty, and hop in the shower. I got out and started to get changed and low and behold at the bottom of the bed, kind of stuffed underneath a stray blanket, was a pair of pants, which were not mine. They were WAY too big and I think I would recognize my own clothes. I got really upset, like I said, all I want is to eat and sometimes, I don't even expect that. I barely get to see my wife when I am home! This upsets me and now I find a mans pair of pants in our sexytime bedroom?! The husband in me says, talk to my wife, but once I have been betrayed, I can no longer deal. I think I am getting a divorce, I have been the best husband in all ways. I know I have. I just don't put up with being treated so poorly and god help that other fella sneaking into my room with my wife. I ever see him he is dead meat! When my wife reads this, BE prepared for those divorce papers, and I better have a sandwich when I see you again... I am pretty starved.


Thanks for listening all, and any advice you want to give please do. I don't mind.

[no-se-nada]

That's terrible....have you thought about smacking your wife around? Maybe that will keep em in line

[UnderTheMoon]

That's terrible....have you thought about smacking your wife around? Maybe that will keep em in line

There was that one time... where I roughed my wife up. That is bedroom talk though. My wife likes it really rough.

[Am I crazy?]

My advice? go with spicy mustard on the sandwich. Regular mustard just does not have the same Zing!

[UnderTheMoon]

My advice? go with spicy mustard on the sandwich. Regular mustard just does not have the same Zing!

Ah yeah! That's the stuff!

[Rowen]

They're MY pants. Because we're pregnant with your child. :O

[no-se-nada]

...........................well that's awkward. Congrats?

[Rowen]

...........................well that's awkward. Congrats?

Thanks. I want to raise him/her Jewish.

[UnderTheMoon]

Thanks. I want to raise him/her Jewish.

My child will be more than just raised as Jewish! I just got home from the gym, and I am hungry... Do I have to take off my belt? >

[no-se-nada]

*waits for a fat man to come by looking for his pants*

[TrinaRose]

Are you making fun of my situation? If so, you're a complete idiot.

[UnderTheMoon]

Are you making fun of my situation? If so, you're a complete idiot.

Actually no.

And I read your situation and took it very seriously Trina.

This thread was for my friend Rowen and if you ask him, he will guarantee it.

Sorry for the misunderstanding, I would figure after reading all the posts, you would see Rowen is supposed to be my wife, and I am the husband, complete role reversal and we've been joking about this before you ever posted, just to make it clear. This has been a 2 month long lasting joke between us that started in the chat box a while ago.

[Am I crazy?]

Does this mean there is no sandwich too? Crap, I don't like joking bout samiches.

[UnderTheMoon]

Does this mean there is no sandwich too? Crap, I don't like joking bout samiches.

There is a sandwich, just not necessarily the kind you think.

[anonymous_a]

Goddamn all of you. I was seriously hoping for something juicy to read, ahah.