What the hell!!!!!..Damn woody!

[Only-virgins]

OK..well...lately I have not been able to sleep as late as I would like too. My morning woody will not let me. I wake up earily and have constant streaming thoughts of sex and no matter how much I try to strafe away from it ..it wont let me. I have gotten pissed off today about it to the point were I got up tired/woozy looking and tried to solve the problem manually in the bathroom to get some sleep lol...after words I was not able to anyways because I was wide awake from the activity....God damn it!

PS: no this is not a joke.

[missguided.rose]

*laughs* yeah, i've found anything sexual isn't a cure for tiredness.. try a cold shower?

hope you get some more sleep soon! ^_^

[pxc]

Hmm... maybe try... pretending your having sex or jacking off in your head as you sleep or try to. Maybe if your a lucid dreamer you could basically masturbate without the hand or tools of any sort...

[Illusional]

why don't you just wack it in the morning then go back to sleep..

raverboy

[shh!]

Why don't you just "wack it" it the evening before you go to sleep? Wouldn't that somewhat diminish your drive overnight? You could make it part of your bedtime routine...

[whaywardj]

Being a relative newcomer to the board, OV, I'm not privvy to many of your posts in the past, but I have to wonder: Why is sex such a preoccupation with you that you get woodies which won't let you sleep? That's a little strange, even for you. ;-)

[shh!]

Why is sex such a preoccupation with you that you get woodies which won't let you sleep?

I think it's because he isn't having any sex, and never has.

[whaywardj]

How old is OV, anyway?

[shh!]

He is in his early 20s, I think.

[whaywardj]

Oh boy. All pumped up and no where to go. Hm. I STILL don't get it. Go find a girlfiend, fer crissake. Ya know?

[shh!]

He only wants a virgin girl, and by his age, they are becoming scarce.

[whaywardj]

Then he needs to go old school. Make himself presentable and desirable on all counts; shop families for eligible pre-pubescents; pick one, and court the family for her hand in marriage at the proper, later date. Other than that, hop onto one of those hard-core religious dating boards. NO excuse for NOT having a companion except lack of will.

[Only-virgins]

Hmm... maybe try... pretending your having sex or jacking off in your head as you sleep or try to.

That makes it worse...

why don't you just wack it in the morning then go back to sleep..
raverboy

What do you think I meant by trying to fix it manually in the bathroom earily?...umm that. It doesnt work because by the end I am to exhausted to fall asleep and am wide awake.

Why don't you just "wack it" it the evening before you go to sleep?

You mean like I do every night?..I did.

He only wants a virgin girl, and by his age, they are becoming scarce.

That or the one girl I cant stop thinking of.

[shh!]

Poor OV....

[Only-virgins]

Poor OV....

Damn those earily 20's..damn them!..damn my sex drive and body..damn it all to hell..damn it some more after that!. There should be an anti-viagra pill...instead putting research into increasing sex drive we should put research into decreasing it.