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    Quote Originally Posted by Wakeup View Post
    Is that from the Song of Solomon? What's that got to do with yur ballzzz on an evergreen tree. Enlighten me. Eunick-to-be.

    Did you call your local vet yet?
    haha... touche, Eunick to be. Come visit me in Toronto... I'd love to do it for you. mwahahahhahahahha
    Ok. I will come visit you in Toronto. And you can perform the procedure. Give me your contact information and I'll come up.

    Do it like you would love to do it, though. I want the world to see you for the bloody, raving maniac you really are.
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    Quote Originally Posted by anastasis View Post
    Ok. I will come visit you in Toronto. And you can perform the procedure.
    Can I do it without anesthesia?
    “The willingness to accept responsibility for one’s own life is the source from which self-respect springs.” ~Joan Didion

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    Quote Originally Posted by Wakeup View Post
    Can I do it without anesthesia?
    Do it like you want to do it. I want you to show what you are. I already know what you are. Now I want the world to see what you are.

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    Yea... me too. Thanks for helping me out. Mwahhahahahaahahha *evil grin*
    “The willingness to accept responsibility for one’s own life is the source from which self-respect springs.” ~Joan Didion

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    Quote Originally Posted by Wakeup View Post
    Yea... me too. Thanks for helping me out. Mwahhahahahaahahha *evil grin*
    A little horseleach who has to suck blood from others, and if she has no blood, she's shrivels and dies.

    A bloody moon who has stolen light from all the wrong suns.

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    Hark ye infidele. The Lord has given thee direction regarding your Eve, you defile his word and now you travel the desert of your life.
    “The willingness to accept responsibility for one’s own life is the source from which self-respect springs.” ~Joan Didion

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    Quote Originally Posted by Wakeup View Post
    Hark ye infidele. The Lord has given thee direction regarding your Eve, you defile his word.
    The devil defiled the word to Eve, and she believed it, just like you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by anastasis View Post
    The devil defiled the word to Eve, and she believed it, just like you.
    Hmmm, now where did that apple go?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Wakeup View Post
    Hmmm, now where did that apple go?
    Straight down your throat.

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    Quote Originally Posted by anastasis View Post
    Straight down your throat.
    *looks* Nope, it's not there.
    “The willingness to accept responsibility for one’s own life is the source from which self-respect springs.” ~Joan Didion

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    Quote Originally Posted by Wakeup View Post
    *looks* Nope, it's not there.
    You've thoroughly digested it and it has effected your higher brain functions.

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    Speaking of brain functions:

    You will lose all want for a castration and you will realize the value of men as your lover and life partner
    “The willingness to accept responsibility for one’s own life is the source from which self-respect springs.” ~Joan Didion

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    Quote Originally Posted by Wakeup View Post
    Speaking of brain functions:

    You will lose all want for a castration and you will realize the value of men as your lover and life partner
    Not only was Eve not content to eat the poison apple, her bloody insatiable nature also demanded that she mentally neuter Adam and seduce him into being force fed by his own love for her. A woman always seeks to drag a man down to her level.

    A woman is a bloody rib ripped out of a man's bleeding side. And the only beauty she ever had was the grace a man and a God gave her. Other than that, she has none.

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    So that means you are virgin for sure.
    Doubt kills more dreams than failure ever will

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    Quote Originally Posted by pcmaster View Post
    So that means you are virgin for sure.
    No, that only means I wish I were for sure.

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