A woman's misshapen vagina

[Wakeup]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sZaEP51rtmg

Wise guy eh... take this.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1hAIKSLKTjg

[anastasis]

Wise guy eh... take this.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1hAIKSLKTjg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G5TMtQdaZHA

[vashti]

misshapen vagina = penis.

[anastasis]

misshapen vagina = penis.

What?

If you're refering to Freud's theories of clitoral penis envy, then no I disagree.

A misshapen vagina is a misshapen vagina. I have learned that sometimes there is curvature malformity. This may be able to be resolved through surgeries today, I am glad to discover. I plan to inform my friend of options.

[HeartIsAching]

I'm a Libra. That's what I do.

So you believe that the earth's orbital position at the time of your birth affects your life somehow?

[Starnique]

What?

If you're refering to Freud's theories of clitoral penis envy, then no I disagree.

A misshapen vagina is a misshapen vagina. I have learned that sometimes there is curvature malformity. This may be able to be resolved through surgeries today, I am glad to discover. I plan to inform my friend of options.

I'm curious as to why she haven't been got this issue resolved. I love sex and just like doing it. I would've been gotten mines fixed. That's weird her parents didn't look into this. What's up with that?

[BackUpOrGetStng]

So you believe that the earth's orbital position at the time of your birth affects your life somehow?

Ironic, one with a signature like yours finds it out of the realm of possibility. If we are the Universe made manifest, why shouldn't these massive energies affect us in some way?

Our understanding of matter and energy barely scratches the surface of what's to be understood. We do believe them to be inextricably bound though. Are you familiar with the principles of superposition and quantum entanglement? The Universe is a much weirder, crazier place than we can probably comprehend at this point in our evolution.

[anastasis]

I'm curious as to why she haven't been got this issue resolved. I love sex and just like doing it. I would've been gotten mines fixed. That's weird her parents didn't look into this. What's up with that?

I do believe it has been a lack of money for the necessary operation, which is ironic as she lives in a socialist country with supposedly socialized medicine. Of course, since socialized medicine is a crock, other options need to be put on the table. I'm seriously considering flying her over to the states for a while to fix this problem. I need to do some more research for the time being.

[anastasis]

So you believe that the earth's orbital position at the time of your birth affects your life somehow?

In short, yes. However, I'm not an astrological fatalist. My theory of phenomena is Christian thelemic in its basic affirmative thesis. So, I'm not a Calvinist, I'm an Armenian in my views of freewill. I believe that the planetary spheres at certain aspects offer various energy potentials. I believe that they mean something because I am a theist and believe in an meaningful universe, unlike an existentialist. Not only do I believe that planetary harmonics provide various energy potentials, but I believe they are carriers of LOGOS. I believe that the seven classical visible planets are connected to the seven archangels and pertain to various regions of the body human. The rest of the planets pertain to unseen, subconcious regions. I wouldn't be much of a Biblical student or credant theologian if I didn't believe this when it is stated as a given in the Hebrew and Greek bibles.

So yes, my worldview is far removed from the modern boredoms of historic-materialism and existentialism. I really do think that this is the most boring philosophical era through which the world has ever gone. I'm glad I'm not a part of it.

[AnErin]

In the "Vagina Monologues" They asked Rosanne Barr what her vagina smelled like. She answered:

"Like my husbands face."

Oh christ. It's OK, I wasn't planning on eating for a few days anyways.