Finding Places to Have Sex

[whaywardj]

So who's got a problem finding places to play?

[TAVS]

Not it. I got 1300sqft all to myself.

[misombra]

i used to have major problems when i was a teenager.

[whaywardj]

Hm Teenage sex. Remember it vaguely. Had something to do with back seats and dark parking lots and drive-ins.

[RoxyFoxy]

It depends on the person. Sex at a hotel or house can get to be just as good as you were to have it in public. True, it's illegal and that's why it's so much fun. From the backseat of a car parked in some dark alley, to the middle of the park at four in the morning, to the bathroom of some place. And please do let the bathroom be clean.

[lilwing89]

im guessing your referring to all the youngsters like me, "who want to have sex but yet cant", because our privacy could get invaded if we tried it in our own whee little twin size beds. so then we go; "hey LF, where the hell can i have sex without getting kicked out of the house??!?!??!"
chances are that is who you are referring to, because if your 18 you can do it in your own room legally and all that blah blah.
after all im sure, hayward, that someone will go "um...scuse me mr. hayward sir, but i-i would like to know where i could um-have sex?"
and when that happens, hayward...damnit are you listening???? ok hayward, when that happens i want you....to say in the first smelly dirty dumpster they can find. because if they cant face the consequences of getting caught/any other consequences, then they shouldn't be having sex. and if they go beyond desperate measures to break the rules anyways, then well..hell, they deserve to do it in a dumpster..

[whaywardj]

So. I take it you're a Baptist, lilwing.

[lilwing89]

nope....hey i have a question for you now since you said that...how many baptists do you know that like Marilyn Manson?

[shh!]

I thought Baptists consider Marilyn Manson to be the Devil Incarnate.

[whaywardj]

Hell. I thought all Baptists WERE Marilyn Manson. One's as off the hook as the other to me.

[misombra]

i thought baptists were against crack smoking.

[shh!]

I think Baptists are against crack-flashing, too.

[misombra]

only the crackers are into crack flashing.

[misombra]

oh man, i see this conversation becoming downright offensive.

[shh!]

Really? 'Cause I'm actually laughing...