What was your last text you got or a funny one you got recently?

[Rowen]

I was texting the same friend I posted about earlier in this thread, and he was telling me a story about a time when he rented a convertible in Oregon:

Him: "It's actually a funny story. Haha I rented a beautiful Mustang convertible when I was on vacation, and right at this stop light, a woman in another convertible pulls up next to me. And you know how sometimes lock eyes with the people driving next to you-not really flirting but just looking at one another? Well, that happened, and I gave her the 'what's up' nod. Haha Right as that was happening, the station I was listening to started playing the theme from Flashdance. I never saw a woman speed off so fast before. LOL"

Me: "Hahaha So, were you rhythm in that moment?"

Him: "LOL No, but I did have leg warmers on. jk"

[hatesthis]

KingZ haha, yes, thanks.

I never reply to the wrong texts sent to me, I worry they will keep sending me them after, lol

" Can I borrow two of your sexier bikinis, going to FL soon "
I said .. sure, but who doesn't buy their own bathing suits, isn't it like lending underwear, she can keep em! hahahaha

[basilandthyme]

An unknown text for me also, " Got any butter?" Who the F texts that to someone anyhow.

Someone who's out shopping and can't recall if the butter is nearly out. Duh

[somehelp4me]

Yeah, but then if a person in the same home you'd think they'd have a previous text relationship and text convo so how'd they send it to the wrong phone?

" looking for pet sitters for charlie who wants to help?" was a group text.

[hatesthis]

" Lets go get sushi. I never had but you like it.. maybe you can even pay? "

Invites me out and asks me to pay? Nice.

[IndiReloaded]

Only the Canadians (and some Americans with a sense of humour) will get this:

http://pbs.twimg.com/media/BjwzyHpCIAAvQHG.jpg:medium

[hatesthis]

^ LOL obviously a mash up between a mans face and curvy womans body. I don't recognize the man or womans body who is it? Should I know who it is ?

[IndiReloaded]

Rob Ford .

[hatesthis]

Okay, I know who that is now, the Toronto mayor. Doesn't make a horrible looking woman. Lol.

" Everyone is getting married or pregnant and all we have are our cats "

( Thanks for including me in that depressing statement ) True as it is.

[KingZ]

Only the Canadians (and some Americans with a sense of humour) will get this:

http://pbs.twimg.com/media/BjwzyHpCIAAvQHG.jpg:medium

Disgusting Canadian humor. It's always sex with you people.

[IndiReloaded]

Disgusting Canadian humor. It's always sex with you people.

A tourist goes to the pole, and meets an Eskimo.

"During the summer you don't have any nights, and during the winter you don't have any days... What do you do during that endless summer day?" he asks.

"We go fishing, and make love to our women," the Eskimo replies.

The tourist thinks a while, and asks another question:

"Then, what do you do during that endless winter night?"

Eskimo grins:

"We don't go fishing..."

[HeartIsAching]

Heh... .

[somehelp4me]

Hah at the Rob Ford photo that dude is a sweaty mess.

I last got a photo sent with the type saying "hot or not?" my reply was "not".

[hatesthis]

" Which dress do you like better?" and was sent two photos. They were in a changing room at the time so the pressure was on to answer haha. I always chose the sexier black dress in those situations because you can't go wrong then.

[somehelp4me]

- We are selling some puppies, want one? -