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Thread: What was your last text you got or a funny one you got recently?

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    What was your last text you got or a funny one you got recently?

    My last text was:
    Cookies COOKIES I want cookies. So bored at work, you?

    Funny one was off another girlfriend:
    OMFG I thought thinking I was pregs was bad, getting your period without a tamp MUCH worse.

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    No one else gets texts on their cell phones?

    Can someone decipher what this note says ... it is blurred.

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    ^ i don't know how to manipulate images to read that sorry, if i could i would for ya.

    my last text was off a cousin - i need a lift to work tonight. can you help me out?
    When I tell the truth, it is not for the sake of convincing those who do not know it, but for the sake of defending those that do.
    William Blake

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    Yes, another person playing along. The picture is for a girlfriend not for me. I tried to figure it out but the person blurred the writing in the pic only so stalkers like my friend can't see hahaha probably at the request of the cheater who gave the flowers. It was posted on IG.

    My last text was from the girl hosting the party tonight.

    Can you bring some coolers or wine tonight and be here before 8pm, see you then. x

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    you enjoy the oscars? most of my texts are work related or about picking something or someone up. pretty boring stuff.
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    I got bored a few times during the awards show, idk why it seemed slow and everyone they said would win won. No surprises I like seeing all the dresses though lol. I wish they had a funny opening movie number or musical number I liked Tina and Amy doing the GBs I didn't like Ellen it all seemed forced. I heard it got huge rating but I was still bored 50% of it. Did you? Someone like Jim Carey, or Jamie Fox should host it.

    Last text: My cousin wants a date with you, you for it? My reply was : " No thanks"

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    ^ lmao that is funny, norah. do you ever text back?

    my last one said: her ****ing cat scratched me. i hate chicks with cats.
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    Yes, I got texts, from my wife... and what they said are none of your business.

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    " I got 2 tickets, you want to catch the game with me?"

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    A friend of mine was joking with me over text about traveling, and he texted me, "Let me see if I'm packed- keys, passport, spectacles, testicles.. Yup, I'm all packed!" haha

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    good, i spent the day gardening and am taking lisa shopping for work clothes now. talk later?
    You happy, you sick fu​ck?

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    My last is from unknow number

    Let your life be wonderful ! Sweet ! Tender ! Passionate ! Shining ! Colorful ! Fantastic ! Beautiful ! Stilish ! Practical ! Tasty ! Extraordinary ! Sucsesfull ! Simple !

    Happy celebration !
    Doubt kills more dreams than failure ever will

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    from my husband:

    "Yes please"

    (I was at the supermarket and wanted to know if I should buy icecream)
    Never regret anything that has happened in your life. It cannot be changed, forgotten or undone. So, take it as a lesson learned and move on.

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    An unknown text for me also, " Got any butter?" Who the F texts that to someone anyhow.

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    The last text I received was from my brother: ''Congrats! ''
    Because my puppy received her second vaccine yesterday, got her chip and passport

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