The love thread :)

[Pope Matthew]

Hiya lovebirds!

Anyone who posts on this thread will get a thank you from me. This Is the thread where I want to tenderly caress you and learn which buttons I must push on my keyboard to give you pleasure, for I know that pushing the right buttons on the keyboard have brought me sweetest balms of consolation when the barren northwind wast witheren my soul.

I just wanna love you like you are the only person on earth. I wanna fondle you, but not in a way that would more than slightly worry Jesus. I take leave of you now but ask that you would enter in my warm embrace and feed off my delicate affections for you enkindlin within my swollen heart the fire of passionate yet virginal love. Let me yearningly fondle you but only with the innocent exchange of schoolboy/schoolgirl infatuation.

[KingZ]

Fu​ck you.

[Pope Matthew]

Bless you my friend. Insert another post into the slot and you shall get another thank you! I love you good waffle. You're a good waffle...yes you are...yes you are...smootches and hugs x x x

[HeartIsAching]

Only person who gets to love me like that is my wife.

[Pope Matthew]

I give you only a prepubescent, innocent, and passionate kiss and warm embrace with no ulterior motives of touching your naughty spots.

[HeartIsAching]

Keep it to yourself, bub.

- - - Updated - - -

P.S. I have no naughty spots, only erogenous zones. There's nothing naughty about the human body.

[Pope Matthew]

Well, either way, keep putting posts in the slot and receive another rep point from me and let me know how I can love you and give you pleasure...wouldjya lover?

- - - Updated - - -

Damn! The rejection so far is killing me

Doesn't anyone want to be tenderly stroked by me?

[KingZ]

No.​​​​​​​​

[Pope Matthew]

Kingz got two smootches from that last post. Keep spreadn the love around lovers.