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    Banjo

    Hi,

    it's a bit embarrassing but last night while having sex I "snapped my banjo string". I was going at it and suddenly i heard a crack/snap. There was blood all over the bed and it seriously hurt.

    Anyway, I got it cleaned up and everything, but I wanna know how long will it be before I can have sex again and for it to heal properly?

    Please anyone with similar experience share them.

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    See a doctor IMMEDIATELY!

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    HUH? 'snapped my banjo string' Anyone else lost?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Snipaa
    HUH? 'snapped my banjo string' Anyone else lost?
    It's the little string-like bit joining the head of the penis to the shaft.

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    hoh djeez are you cut or uncut?

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    I think you really shold see a doctor, not be asking for advice on a forum......

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    That's gross.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tone
    That's gross.
    Great reply, thanks for your comment. ****wit.

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    :D



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    Shouldn't you be in the loft?

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    I dunno what that means. =/

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    Wouldn't worry about it. I snapped two guitar strings last week alone. Easily replaced.
    "An Englishman's home is his castle"

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    So wait this thing can just break?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tone
    So wait this thing can just break?
    Of course, just needs one bad pluck and you've got a problem. Reverend Joyce was telling me how a member of the Church band snapped his banjo string on a school visit. Several kids had similar problems.

    It was pandemonium. They had an assembly to perform in!
    "An Englishman's home is his castle"

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    @_@


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