when's the right time to tell her I love her?

[shh!]

I sure hope that was a typo, Lloyd. But in case it was intentional, I don't think I'd care for "butt flowers".
:-D

[Lloyd95]

I sure hope that was a typo, Lloyd. But in case it was intentional, I don't think I'd care for "butt flowers".
:-D

Ok then, it was a typo and should be "buy" flowers.

[shh!]

OK, then, in that case, feel free to attempt to sweep me off my feet, but careful with my shoes. I like shoes.

[Lloyd95]

I like bare feet, but not when girls walk around barefoot, then they have dirty feet which is gross. I have a theory about feet too, more specifically toes...

[shh!]

Well, let's hear it! And yes - I hate dirty feet, too. Also callouses (sp?). And funky toenails.

[Lloyd95]

Well, being summer and all, women show their feet more. So I figure if their toes are painted, more specifically a nice pedicure, then they are trimmed nicely down in their nether region. Basically, if a woman takes the time to have her feet done, when they're in shoes half the time, then she surely would take the time to wax/shave.

Not much of a theory, more of common sense, but I like a "trimmed" girl, so if I see nasty looking feet, ugh, yuck.

[Tone]

I love girls feet, when well taken care of, of course!

Oooh this reminds me of somethin - headin to Pet Peeve thread, brb!

[shh!]

That reminds me: I had a pedicure the day before yesterday, and that little tiny woman who looked so fragile actually bruised my calves when massaging them.

[artyemi]

wow. i unfortunately could never afford a pedicure...

[shh!]

I actually do a better job myself, but I love having my feet massaged. I can live without the calves being rubbed, though. I think I bruise pretty easily.

[artyemi]

so where's misombra and nomas these days..

[Lloyd95]

wow. i unfortunately could never afford a pedicure...

Aren't they like $10? Are you poor?

[artyemi]

No, I just think it's more worthy spending that 10 on food or something. I'm not a very well trim woman.

And pedicure can get pretty pricey too.

[shh!]

$10-? Maybe in Mississpippi or some other godforsaken place. I pay $30 including the tip, but it lasts for 4 or 5 weeks. I know lots of places that charge more.

[Lloyd95]

I'm not a very well trim woman.

$10-? Maybe in Mississpippi or some other godforsaken place. I pay $30 including the tip, but it lasts for 4 or 5 weeks. I know lots of places that charge more.

Oh, I pay $10 for a manicure, so I figured it'd be about the same.