First Threesome this Weekend

[Zekk_T_Strife]

Ugh, I dunno if it was the pair I had or if it's just the nature of the beast but I had my first threesome this weekend and it was terrible. Both of the girls have been my friends for a while, one more than the other but here's what may have made it go sour.

Girl #1: I've known her for years and hung out with her a lot. Used to have a big crush on her but got over it. Fooled around with her numerous times before. She can be a little too aggressive for me at times but no big deal.

Girl #2: I've known her maybe a year. Don't talk to her all that much. Never hung out with her alone. She's a virgin and had previously never done anything remotely sexual. Best friends with Girl #1.

I dunno what I hated more, girl 1 trying to get all the attention for herself or girl 2 constantly whining about how nervous she was. If it was REALLY that uncomfortable for her maybe a slightly less kinky forum for testing the sexual waters would have been more appropriate. Few things irk me more than someone being so into something only to get so nervous that they just annoy everyone around. Anyway, just thought I'd share all that. Doubt I'll ever try a threesome again.

[Junket]

I warned you this would happen!

Didn't I warn him guys?

[misombra]

told you. sometimes fantasies are better left as fantasies.

[Lloyd95]

told you. sometimes fantasies are better left as fantasies.

No way! I'd like to live out my fantasies!

[Fawn]

The fantasy gets so hyped up and then when it actually happens, its not what it seems. Shouldn't expect anything to be the greatest thing in the world. Its just a fantasy, get over it.

Plus, I find 3somes to be pretty lame. Just shows your willing to stick your dick in anything.

[Junket]

(for the record I didn't really warn him)

[shh!]

I haven't heard of too many people actually enjoying the experience. Too many body parts, and too much ego invested in who is getting the most attention. Fantasy and reality are very different things.

And yeah, this was a REALLY bad idea for a virgin.

[Junket]

Yeah I was surprised when you said the one chick was a virgin.

That just seemed a recipe for disaster.

[tooxshort]

was this planned out?

[Illusional]

hahaha, a threesome and you weren't in on the action.. that must have been really dissapointing. it's like those private booths at the strip clubs, the ones where you have to sit behind plexy glass so you can only watch the strippers. only for viewing purposes.

raverboy

[misombra]

i had one once and i was pretty disappointed afterwards. my 2w-1m threesome fantasy is ruined. my new fantasy is a 2m-1w threesome.

[Junket]

i had one once and i was pretty disappointed afterwards. my 2w-1m threesome fantasy is ruined.

Were you and Arty fighting over nomas?

[misombra]

yes but we were both disappointed when he started calling out your name.

"oh frisbee oh yeah!"

[Junket]

OOOOOOOH!

I've been had.

[Zekk_T_Strife]

Yeah, I agree with the bulk of the posts here. It's a shame to have a fantasy ruined, but it's no biggie. Sex isn't something I seek, it's something that just happens. If it had been my reason for living or something I'm sure I'd be swinging from a rope in my garage about now. (I could see MVP doing that, anyone hear from that cat lately?)