words women use...?

**zena** · 10-09-05, 04:47 AM

"Fine"
This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
"Five Minutes"
If she is getting dressed, this is half an hour.
Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given 5 more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
"Nothing"
This is the calm before the storm. This means "something" and you should be on your toes. Arguments the begin with "nothing" usually end in "fine".
"Go Ahead"
This is a dare, not permission. DON'T DO IT!
Loud Sigh
Although not actually a word,the loud sigh is often misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you over "Nothing"
"That's Okay"
This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can make to a man. "That's Okay" means that she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
"Thank you"
This is the least used of all words in the female vocabulary. If a woman is thanking you, do not question it. Just say you're welcome and back out of the room slowly.

Got this from a magazine, what do you guys and ladies think?

Tone · 10-09-05, 04:49 AM

hahaha funny stuff!

**cheazypeaz** · 10-09-05, 08:27 AM

most of it is 100% ...

**bluesummer** · 10-09-05, 09:16 AM

I'd say that's pretty damn accurate, except for the 'thank you' part....i say it all the time and mean it.

That's true about the 'Go Ahead' one.....yeah, go ahead if you want to die.

**cheazypeaz** · 10-09-05, 09:22 AM

whatever.

generaly means, you better apologize or you'll pay.

**Illusional** · 10-09-05, 10:39 AM

girls are always so complicated, why can't they be straight foward like men?? just say what you have to say to the point.

raverboy

**Lloyd95** · 10-09-05, 10:43 AM

I have never heard a woman say, "I'm sorry, I was wrong"

**bluesummer** · 10-09-05, 10:45 AM

Funny. I've never heard a guy say it either.

**shh!** · 10-09-05, 10:46 AM

hmmm... Is that really true? I've both heard it and said it plenty of times. Heard it more than said it, though, because usually I am right.

**Lloyd95** · 10-09-05, 10:49 AM

Originally Posted by bluesummer

Funny. I've never heard a guy say it either.

Guys are never wrong. Plain and simple.

I, on the other hand, am always wrong, just ask my ex.

**bluesummer** · 10-09-05, 10:51 AM

I've said it a handful of times. But I seem to date stubborn men. The closest my bf has ever come to it is "Well, I might be wrong, but none of this would have happened if you hadn't....." blah blah blah.

**Illusional** · 10-09-05, 10:51 AM

"i'm sorry, i was wrong" i personally have heard of lot of women say that, espeically when you're about to dump their *ss.

raverboy

**shh!** · 10-09-05, 10:54 AM

I've never actually been dumped (cheated on, yes, but not dumped), so I'll take your word on that Illusional.

**Illusional** · 10-09-05, 11:43 AM

a couple of girls have cheated on me, however they have never apologized. it was always the nicer girls that thought they did soemthing wrong for me to fall out of love with them. weird.

raverboy

**Chlorine** · 10-09-05, 09:19 PM

zena---most of it's true. You forgot the Yes = No, No = Yes

Illusional----Read somewhere that women use 7,000 words a day, as opposed to men who use 3,000 words a day. Don't know how accurate the numbers are, but it probably explains why women takes ages to get to the point.

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