Test for Dementia (forgetfulness)

[zena]

Ok relax, clear your mind and begin...
1.What do you put in a toaster?
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Answer: "bread". If you said "toast" then give up now and go do something else.

2. Say "silk" five times. Now spell "silk". What do cows drink?
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Answer: Cows drink water. If you said milk then do not attempt to ans the next question. Your brain is obviously over stressed.

3. It's twenty years ago, and a plane is flying at 20,000 feet over Germany (if you recall, Germany at that time was politically divided into West Germany and East Germany.) Anyway, during the flight the engines fail. The pilot realizing that the last remaining engine is also failing, decides on a crash landing procedure. Unfortunately, the engine fails before he has time and the plane fatally crashes smack in the middle of "no man's land" between West Germany and East Germany. Where would you bury the survivors? East Germany or West Germany or in "no man's land"?
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Answer: You don't of course bury the survivors. If you said ANYTHING else, you are a real dunce and you must NEVER try to rescue anyone from a plane crash. Your efforts would not be appreciated.


5. Without using a calculator- You are driving a bus from London to Milford Haven in Wales. In London, 17 people get on the bus... In Reading, six people get off the bus and nine people get on. In Swindon, two people get off and four get on. In Cardiff, 11 people get off and sixteen people get on. In Swansea, three people get off and five people got on. In Carmathen, six people get off and three get on. You then arrive at Milford Haven. What was the name of the bus driver?
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Answer: Oh for crying out loud! Don't you remember your name? It was YOU!

[lilwing89]

i got this forwarded to me last year i was lmao at it..but usually the 2nd time its not funny to me